This could be one of the seven signs of the Douchepocalypse. Vulture.com is reporting that Mtv is replacing mega douche Punk’d host Ashton Kuthcher with mini douche Justin Bieber. The faux reality show is douchy in its whole concept.
To start with Punk’d is a rip-off of Allen Funt’s classic Candid Camera. Making me cringe more is pasty Ashton Kutcher running around trying to get street cred by naming his show after ghetto slang. Most of the Punk’d victims are Kutcher’s Hollywood buddies and are almost as big douche bags as Ashton. I said almost!
Ashton Kutcher will stay on as the show’s executive producer. I am guessing he will be working from home most of the time. After getting busted with questionable texts on his cellphone my thinking is Demi Moore will not be letting Ashton out of her sight. Seeing Ashton is grounded – in steps the spawn of douchiness Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher working together should not be allowed. If two douche bags of this magnitude make contact is could cause a rift in the time space continuum. I haven’t talked to Stephen Hawkings yet but this cannot be good. Yes people the Douchepocalypse is upon us.
Making this even more troublesome is the show will be dumbed down (if that is possible) for Justin Bieber’s pre pubescent mindless fan base. Expect to see all of the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus in the first season. God this is going to suck.
If Mtv really wanted to save this show they would have tapped Mtv talent Steve O or Bam Margera to host the show. They have already proven they are the kings of the prank. Instead we are getting a half hour of “isn’t that precious”. Fuck! This is really going to be bad.
The good thing is I don’t have to watch it. This is really bottom feeder reality TV; I don’t see us tuning in here at the TMR World Headquarters. Let’s be serious Punk’d is faker than Demi Moore’s tits. We are not saying that is a bad thing. Just take a look at Demi Moore’s tits I am sure you will agree with us.
BTW I just broke the TMR record for using the word douche in a posting. It is really easy when you are talking about Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber.