Lady Gaga Cancels Shows In The Northeast To The Delight of Many NY Jets Fans

lady-gaga-nude-pictures-5Good news from Purdue University in Indiana on Thursday. Lady Gaga suddenly canceled her performance and an additional 4 shows. It is reported she collapsed the day of the show. The Dance Club Hit Machine was unable to shake her dizziness and had difficulty breathing.

Could it be that Lady Gaga might have finally realized how horrid her music was and became over whelmed with anxiety? The doctors of the “artist” advised her to take a few days off. I am suggesting she take a decade or so off and come back when she can sing something relevant.

Gaga tweeted Thursday night “I’ve been crying for hours, I feel like I let my fans down 2nite,”. Tonight! She has let down anyone who has bought one of her CDs. She also tweeted “I could hear my fans cheering from my dressing room,” Those cheers? That was the jubilation of the boyfriends that were dragged to her concert by their mindless girlfriends.

Can you imagine playoff weekend and your girlfriend surprises you with Lady Gaga tickets. WTF? What gets me is Gaga was told her heart rate was irregular as a result of exhaustion and dehydration. Keith Richards wakes up every morning dehydrated and exhausted. It is called being a rock star. If you can’t handle it rock the dance floor like my boy, turntable genius Moby.

You can be a studio artist. there is no shame in that game.

So Lady Gaga while you were begging everyone to let you go onstage. There was an audience full of boyfriends praying would wouldn’t. On their behalf I thank you for taking the weekend off. A bunch of men in the New York area can now watch The Jets game in peace.