We called it months ago. Once again TMRzoo scoops the rest of the press world. When Kate Gosslin got her major make over in January we speculated that Kate Goselin got a Brazilian Wax to complete the package.
For those of you unfamiliar with the procedure The “Brazilian” is not a regular bikini wax. A regular bikini waxing cleans up the thighs and “frames” everything. With the “Brazilian” the beautician cleans house. Pubic hair is removed in the front, back and everything in between. The desired effect is a “landing strip”, often women opt for everything removed.
Now we find out that Kate is on the new season of Dancing With The Stars and all we are thinking she must have gotten everything cleaned up. With the high-kicks required in DWTS’ dance routines a dancer would have to clean up her business. If not it would look like she had Buckwheat in a leg lock.
There is no way in those tight little outfits Kate could be rockin’ a 70’s porn bush. We know Kate’s co-star Pamela Anderson is neatly trimmed. This is due to her sex tape that also brought to light Pam can swallow 12 inches of penis.
Other DWTS cast members include Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek, and actresses Shannen Doherty. Add to this list of no-bodies Pussycat Dolls skank Nicole Scherzinger, soap star Aiden Turner, and actress-comedian Niecy Nash who ever the hell she is.
NFL star Chad Ochocinco is also on this season. I am wondering if 85 will hook up with Kate the human clown car. I am thinking Ocho’s ego is the only thing big enough to satisfy Gossilin.…or Pam Anderson.
Continuing on the sports theme ESPN’s Erin Andrews will be tripping the light fantastic. You remember Erin as the sportscaster that was photographed nude without her permission last year.
Has anyone seen those nude pics? Were they really worth the buzz? They would answer one question. Did Erin Andrews get a Brazilian Wax? I guess we will know after the first high-kick. Or you can check them out here. If you want to see some more celebrity news and uncensored skin, be sure to check out our scandalous celebrity nip slips, hacked photos and wardrobe malfunctions here.