To celebrate the February 1st paperback release of Images You Should Not Masturbate To, the Zoo is giving away THREE copies of the book, courtesy of Perigee Trade Publishing, to THREE lucky winners.
Imagine the following: an old man, naked, taking an ax to ice. Fingernails being clipped. A package of sausage a little too close to the camera lens.
What all these images have in common is they are all in the most unsexy book in the history of the world: IMAGES YOU SHOULD NOT MASTURBATE TO by Graham Johnson and Rob Hubbert. And now the book has a new equally untitillating blog: nomasturbating.tumblr.com
IMAGES YOU SHOULD NOT MASTURBATE TO is here to help lower your sex drive and drop the hint to that over-interested person, featuring page after page of the most hilariously non-arousing things you can think of: a puppy in a human wig, a finger in a lobster claw, a man in tight-whities and a rabbit mask (really).
Better—and way funnier—than any cold shower could ever be, IMAGES YOU SHOULD NOT MASTURBATE TO is the best laugh-out-loud collection of un-salacious pictures ever compiled.
Entering the giveaway is simple, fill out the form below with your name and email address.
This contest is open to all residents of the U.S. and will close on February 6th, 2011 at 11:59 pm EST.
You can enter this contest once every day until the contest closes.
The winners will be chosen at random and notified via e-mail. Multiple entries in one calendar day by any entrant will result in disqualification. The TMR Zoo will not be responsible for lost or missing mail. Good luck!!
Visit our main contest page to see all active contests running at the Zoo.