Reggie Bush has brought his talents from NOLA to South Beach and the Miami Dolphins. One thing Reggie was unable to pack up and bring with him is Kim Kardashian. The on-again off-again relationship would seem to be permanently off with the wedding of Kim Kardashian to Kris Humphries yesterday. With that being said…appearances are not always what they seem to be.
With the divorce rate in America being 16% for women and 22% for men in Kim Kardashian and to Kris Humphries age range this marriage has it’s challenges. Those divorce rates are even higher for celebrities. You could also throw Kim Kardashian’s alley-cat like morals into the mix. Kim Kardashian has posed nude in porn magazines and she has appeared naked in xxx hardcore sextapes. Still there is now way of telling what will happen.
There is one surefire way to get Kim Kardashian back in Reggie Bush’s bed. We are offering to buy Reggie Bush one of these Kim Kardashian sex dolls. Reggie can even take it on the road with him and blow it up anytime he needs a Kim fix. I haven’t seen the doll yet but I bet they used a beach ball for the butt. Too bad Miami Dolphin Channing Crowder retired. With all of his hot air he could of inflated that huge ass for Reggie in record time.
Reggie just tell us where to ship the doll to and we will get it to you before the Miami Dolphins season kick off against the New England Patriots. If you want to get your freak on let us know and we will send over the Lindsay Lohan sex doll too.