It is an incredibly slow news Sunday and unfortunately so far today this the hottest tidbit of news I could dig up for you. Playboy cover girls Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan attended President Obama’s White House Correspondents Dinner. Playboy is a porn mag, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan both posed nude in Playboy; I say that makes them porn models.
But that isn’t even the funniest thing going on in Linday Lohan’s bizarre life. Celebrity Dirty Laundry is reporting “Lindsay Lohan Hitting On Leonardo DiCaprio Again”. It looks like Hollywood’s nuttiest lesbian is getting ready to switch teams again. Anything for publicity, I guess.
If you still think Lindsay Lohan is firing on all cylinders than this should set you straight. She actually thinks she has a chance with Hollywood golden boy, Leonardo DiCaprio, and has been pursuing him shamelessly over the last few weeks, a source from In Touch Weekly says.
“She has been texting Leo constantly, asking him to get together,” says the insider. “They used to hook up a long time ago, and she wants to get back together with him. She also hopes that he will get her some auditions as well.”
I definitely question the “they used to hook up a long time ago part.” In Lindsay code that means she saw him a couple times at Chateau Marmont and she waved and he never waved back.
So I guess this means if Lindsay Lohan ever finds herself in Yazoo, Mississippi I might have a shot now that she is back on the stick. I would be willing to take her to the Pig Shack on East Broadway for a bite to eat before sexing her up. Who knows maybe she could even pick up an endorsement deal from Pig Shack while she’s in town.
