Camel Toe and Side Boob are Banned at the 2013 Grammys

by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. on February 6, 2013

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This email circulated to attendees of the 2013 Grammys is asking the celebrities to tone it down this year. While celebrity fashion critic are watching the red carpet for style, bloggers around the world are closely watching for nipple slips, crotch shots and all sorts of wardrobe malfunctions.

In an effort to avoid any embarrassments the folks at the 2013 Grammys have sent out these requests. They are taking a hard stance on the thong. Precautions to avoid the side boob and butt cracks are being suggested. The funny suggestion is to be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure”. In other words Ladies there will be no camel toes allowed at the 2013 Grammys. Katy Perry and Rihanna might want to rethink their wardrobes. 

55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory

Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST
Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory
-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
***GRAMMYS 2013***

CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure”. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.

I am wondering who will be policing all of these side boobs and camel toes. If CBS and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences need TMR Zoo to show up for butt, boob and vag cleavage duty we would be honored to lend a hand. If you are in the mood to see a little camel toe I would suggest you head over to the TMR Camel Toe thread in our forums. Also, be sure to check out our scandalous celebrity nip slips, hacked photos and wardrobe malfunctions here.

 

 

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