The C-String Replaces the Thong Bikini as the Summer’s Hottest Beachwear (Gallery + Video)

by Cletus P. Stillwater, Jr. on May 9, 2013

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Forget about scouring the beaches looking for thongs this summer. Swimwear designers have a hotter look for poolside. Are we talking about the G-strings? No my friend the g-string is now outdated. The hottest new swimwear accessory for women this year is the C-string! As you can see in the pictures, the c-string is a simple strap, almost like a hair band that strategically covers a woman’s c-word. See where they got the name of this hot little gadget.

The people responsible for this groundbreaking invention should be awarded a Noble “Piece” Prize. This is the biggest leap in technology since the discovery of fire. There is more than one manufacturer pumping out these genital gadgets so it looks like the c-string is here to stay.  Get ready for the best beach season ever.

There is a downside to this story. Unfortunately the c string has a version for men also, get ready to see european guys sporting one of these updated banana hammocks at a beach near you soon.

Enjoy this preview of the summer’s hottest swimwear accessory.  Be sure to also check out our scandalous celebrity nip slips, nude hacked photos and bare-naked wardrobe malfunctions here.

German C-String Demo NSFW (Boobies)

About the C-string:

These panties come in a variety of fabrics and colors.Kiss goodbye to panty-lines and tan-lines with the incredible C-String Invisible Underwear! Imported from England. The C-String is a completely new and exciting innovation in lingerie. It fits your figure with no need for side-straps! How does it work? C-String has a flexible internal frame that hugs and holds it to the body both securely and comfortably. Your modesty remains safely covered at all times. At the front it looks like sexy underwear, to the rear it has a thong-style strip, and to the sides it has nothing at all! Out and about: the C-String can be worn under all your favorite clothes: dresses, skirts, jeans On the beach: the C-String can be worn alone as beachwear for the perfect all-round tan. Forget the C-Kini is where it’s at! In the bedroom: the C-String is it!

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