The Low Down
Aaahhh Scores, we meet again! This is my fourth third trip to a Scores gentlemen’s club, the first three being in New York City, New Orleans and Atlantic City (prior to my blogging days). I arrived at the club at 9:30pm on a Saturday evening with my good friend and fellow gentlemen’s club connoisseur Taffy L’Eclair. As with all of my gentlemen’s clubs reviews, I rated the club on a scale of one to five, with five being the best possible score.
Location & Facilities – 4.5 Stars
The all-nude Scores Baltimore is located about five minutes north of the Inner Harbor by car and conveniently located near I-83. Valet service was available when we arrived and there is on-street parking available nearby as well. While, on first appearance, seeming to be a bit on the small side for a high-end gentlemen’s club, Scores Baltimore has all of the amenities to provide you and your group with an incredible experience. The two-story club features stage areas, bars and couch dance areas on both floors. The second floor features various VIP room options, including a skybox available for larger crowds. Non-pole table dances are also available through the club. Visitors can expect various styles of music playing at any given time, as well as flat screen televisions with promo videos by sexy female models displayed on them.
Staff – 5 Stars
From the moment I first arrived, the staff at Scores Baltimore made Taffy and I feel like VIP’s. From Michael the door attendant who greeted us and Garrett, the manager who took the time to give us a thorough tour of the club, the staff couldn’t have been nicer to us during our visit. Oh, and I can’t forget to mention Erica, the awesome, sexy bartender with some awesome tattoos that kept my eyes on her just as much as on the pole dancers during my visit!
Food & Drink – 5 Stars
When the menu looks like it’s out of a restaurant and not a gentlemen’s club, you know you’re probably in for an enjoyable dining experience. Nothing bothers me more than a gentlemen’s club who brands themselves as “upscale” yet doesn’t have anything but deep-fried options on their menu. Fortunately, Scores Baltimore offers an excellent list of dining options, including appetizers, salads, sandwiches, entrées such as Filet Mignon, Tacos and Cheese Steaks as well as dessert (!) and even breakfast (!!!). If you’re in the mood to imbibe, the club offers an extensive bottle selection as well as an impressive wine and champagne list, with a bottle of Magnum Moet Nectar Imperial Rosé topping the price list at $1,100.00. Taffy opted for the less-pricey Sprite and Cranberry Juice for $6.00 and I stuck to water (it’s a long drive home from Baltimore to Philly).
Dancers – 5 Stars
As Manager Garrett proudly told me, “We get the best girls; the girls we don’t want go to the other clubs.” The girls at Scores Baltimore are not only young and extremely attractive, but are also of various ethnicities; an important quality to have in any club. I treated myself to a private dance with Jasmine, a stunning brunette dancer of Western European and Middle Eastern heritage. The club doesn’t have many feature entertainers, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see some of the ladies at this club going on tour in the future.
Value – 4 Stars
The prices you’ll pay at Scores Baltimore are fairly even with other high-end clubs across the country. There was no cover when we arrived and table dances are $20.00 each, while non-nude couch dances are $30.00 each per song. If you’re looking for a full-nude experience, you can get four fully nude couch dances for $140.00. To take your dance experience to the next level, spend some time in one of their champagne courts starting at $300.00 for a half hour. Don’t forget to inquire about their party packages, which range from a $100.00 per person Open Bar Package all the way up to their $2,000.00 Dream Package.
Website & Social Media – 4 Stars
While Scores-Baltimore.com does offer all of the important information about the club, including links to the club’s Facebook, Twitter and other social media sites, it could use a little facelift to match the stunning décor of its club as well as the beauty of its incredible dancing talent. Nonetheless, you’ll find all of the necessary club details to plan out a successful club visit.
Gorgeous women, a modern interior as well as great food and drink options… what more could ask for from a high-end club like Scores Baltimore? Definitely make this club a stop on your next trip to Baltimore; until then, check out this video from one of their pole competitions:
Scores (Baltimore, MD)
615 Fallsway, Baltimore MD 21202
Hours: 12:00pm to 2:00am Mon to Fri, 7:00pm to 2:00am Sat & Sun
C.J. Asher is a sex and adult entertainment blogger who has interviewed celebrities such as Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, BurningAngel.com owner, director, writer and actress Joanna Angel as well as a sugar baby advisor, burlesque dancer, feminist and many others. His blog, CJAsher.com, also review gentlemen’s clubs nationwide and posts a weekly adult entertainment calendar highlighting adult film star appearances. Follow C.J. on Twitter @CJASHEROFFICIAL