The Low Down
Whenever I visit a club that’s part of a chain of gentlemen’s clubs, such as Penthouse and Scores, the one thing that they all have in common is that they are all high-quality, upscale venues that cater to the high-roller as well as the locals looking to have a fun time without breaking the bank. In addition to these qualities, Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club chain has the unique distinction of being FUN! Yes, fun… from special events such as amateur nights and feature entertainer appearances to a “Wacky Party Package” that will let you do everything from request a song to manage the club for a day for $25,000, the Hustler Club chain offers much more than high-quality dancers and top-shelf drinks, they offer exciting experiences for any customer. I arrived at the club at 8:00pm on a Saturday night, not my typical review time but necessary as I was in Baltimore for a separate event that day. I rated the club on a scale of one to five stars, with five stars being the best possible score.
Location & Facilities – 5 Stars
Located five blocks from the Inner Harbor, Power Plant Live, two Metro stops and I-83, Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is located on East Baltimore Avenue, alongside other gentlemen’s clubs such as Chez Joey, Club Pussycat and Little Darlings, making it Baltimore’s very own two-block “red light district.” This two-story topless club features three poles and a bar on the first floor, with one pole, another bar and champagne suites on the VIP second floor. This modern club, with numerous flat screen televisions, plenty of seating and a cozy cigar lounge, has a great vibe with friendly staff who treat you like regulars at your neighborhood bar as opposed to club patrons.
Staff – 5 Stars
The staff at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is outgoing, friendly and professional, something that’s rare to find at a busy upscale club. I was first greeted upon my arrival by door attendant Clinton as well as Jezebel at the front desk and hostess Aislinn, then got to learn about all the club has to offer from Stanford the VIP host. “Big Booty” Sarah behind the bar definitely isn’t your typical bartender, keeping her fun and outgoing personality despite the hectic pace of waiting on customers.
Food & Drink – 4.5 Stars
The club offers a full bar and extensive bottle and champagne lists, topping off with Louis XIII cognac for $4,200 and Krug Clos D’Ambonnay (Black Label) champagne for $12,000 for the ultimate in luxury and indulgence. Unfortunately, the club doesn’t serve food, so be sure to eat before you arrive or save up your appetite for one of Baltimore local eateries later. The club does offer e-hookah that ranges from $20 to $40.
Dancers – 4.5 Stars
The dancers at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club are mostly younger and with mixed ethnicity, which means something for everyone… a key component to providing a quality experience for a diverse customer base. I enjoyed some wonderful companionship with Brittney, a sexy brunette with tattoos and knee-high boots, both at the bar and in the couch dance room. Unlike some upscale gentlemen’s clubs, Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club brings in some of the hottest feature entertainers, such as Dani Daniels, Lacey Rain, Teagan Presley, Gianna Michaels and many others.
Value – 5 Stars
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club offers a very wide range of pricing options, with Honey Suite champagne rooms ranging from $360 (with a bottle of Hustler Champagne) all the way up to $25,000 for a four-hour party experience with a bottle of Krug Clos d’Ambonnay. If you aren’t looking to blow up your AmEx card, couch dances are $40 for two songs. Cover when I went was $15, so be sure to print out your free pass on the club’s website.
Website & Social Media – 5 Stars
BaltimoreHustlerClub.com is the “total package” when it comes to both providing valuable club information as well as teasing you enough to want to experience all the club has to offer. In addition to general club information and links to its Facebook and Twitter social media pages, the website offers lots of pictures and video to entice you to come out and play as well as all of the exciting events that the club hosts.
In a market with only a few decent clubs, with all that Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club has to offer, why go anywhere else? Whether you’re a local or visiting Baltimore on business or pleasure, stop by and experience the best that Baltimore’s gentlemen’s club scene has to offer.
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club (Baltimore, MD)
409 East Baltimore Street, Baltimore, MD 21202
Hours: 12:00pm to 2:00am, seven days a week
C.J. Asher is a sex and adult entertainment blogger who has interviewed celebrities such as Dennis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, BurningAngel.com owner, director, writer and actress Joanna Angel as well as a sugar baby advisor, burlesque dancer, feminist and many others. His blog, CJAsher.com, also review gentlemen’s clubs nationwide and posts a weekly adult entertainment calendar highlighting adult film star appearances. Follow C.J. on Twitter @CJASHEROFFICIAL