So for you Marvel fanboys, this is the day of all days. Connie Nielsen who plays Queen Hippolyta in the new Wonder Woman and Justice League flicks suffered a massive commando wardrobe malfunction. The Danish smokeshow pulled a Marylyn Monroe-esque move sans panties on the red carpet. As you can see in the pictures below Queen Hippolyta has a hell of a bottom. It makes you wish there were nude séances in the new Wonder Woman film.
After seeing Connie Nielson in the flesh if I was the director, I would have put in a lesbian scene or two with her and costar Gal Gadot. I would have had them buck naked, bumping lady parts fast and furious. I get it Hollywood can not have nude parts written into every film to fuel the box office. However, after seeing the backside of Connie Nielsen, I think it should be mandated.
Maybe we need a new Bechdel Test for film. Let’s say if the combined score of two actresses is over 14 they have to get topless and do a lesbian scene. I think it would work like this. If we have two stars like Kate Hudson and Cate Blanchett that are hard sevens they have to drop the laundry and get to business. If we have a hard ten like Kaley Cuoco and costar Mayim Bialik who is a solid four on a good day, that is still 14, and someone needs to munch some rug. If we are lucky enough to get two tens in a film like Connie Nielsen and Gal Gadot, they should be naked the entire film engaged in the wildest sex ever caught on film. So yes I am saying the new Wonder Woman should be a lesbian porn film.
If you would like to see the unedited and uncensored photo of Wonder Woman Star Connie Nielsen having a massive commando windblown upskirt you can click on the picture below. Be sure also to check out our scandalous celebrity nip slips, hacked photos, and wardrobe malfunctions.
