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		<title>Giveaway - SpongeBob SquarePants: Truth or Square DVD</title>
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To celebrate the November 10th DVD release of SpongeBob SquarePants: Truth or Square, The Zoo is giving away ONE copy of the DVD, courtesy of Nickelodeon, to ONE lucky winner. 
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SpongeBob SquarePants has gotten himself into quite a predicament. After being entrusted by Mr. Krabs to keep the Krabby Patty formula safe, SpongeBob is overcome [...]]]></description>
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To celebrate the November 10th DVD release of <em>SpongeBob SquarePants: Truth or Square</em>, The Zoo is giving away ONE copy of the DVD, courtesy of Nickelodeon, to ONE lucky winner. </p>
<p><strong>Synopsis:</strong><br />
SpongeBob SquarePants has gotten himself into quite a predicament. After being entrusted by Mr. Krabs to keep the Krabby Patty formula safe, SpongeBob is overcome with grief for losing the recipe. He then relies on the help of the most unlikely companion, Plankton, who wants the secret Krabby Patty recipe for himself. With the help of his friends, SpongeBob must use Plankton’s memory machine to retrace the happiest moments of his life to find the Krabby Patty formula in time for the Krusty Krab’s Eleventy Seventh anniversary.<span id="more-5554"></span></p>
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Entering the giveaway is simple, fill out the form below with your name and email address. </p>
<p>This contest is open to all residents of the United States, and will close on December 9, 2009 at 11:59 pm EST.</p>
<p>You can enter this contest once every day until the contest closes.</p>
<p>The winners will be chosen at random and notified via e-mail. Multiple entries in one calendar day by any entrant will result in disqualification. The TMR Zoo will not be responsible for lost or missing mail. Good luck!!</p>
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		<title>Gallagher&#8217;s Beer Guide For iPhone and Motorola Droid Goes Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across this mobile beer application. This must be the coolest beer app to date. There is a download for the iPhone, I can access the main website through my Droid&#8217;s browser by typing in www.beerguide.mobi.  This is a must download for you beer drinking smartphone users and a must bookmark for your computer. Check out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/gallaghers.jpg"></a><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-1415" style="float:left; margin: 11px;" title="Stock beer shot" src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/09_april_beer_by_aboutpixel_user_dottie.jpg" alt="Stock beer shot" width="150" height="150" />I came across this mobile beer application. This must be the coolest beer app to date. There is a download for the iPhone, I can access the main website through my Droid&#8217;s browser by typing in www.beerguide.mobi.  This is a must download for you beer drinking smartphone users and a must bookmark for your computer. Check out the description of the application from the developer’s website.</p>
<p>Have you ever found yourself gazing at the tap handles of your local watering hole without a clue of what brew to choose? Or have you ever found yourself wandering the aisles of you local convenience store not knowing which of the many beers available fit your taste. Unfortunately, prime beer drinking opportunities often arrive when you are away from your computer and <a href="http://www.GallaghersBeerGuide.com" target="_blank">GallaghersBeerGuide.com</a> is not at your fingertips.<span id="more-5549"></span></p>
<p>In order to address this problem, we have created mobile versions of Gallagher&#8217;s Beer Guide to assist you with you with your mobile beer related decisions. Now you can find a simplified version of GallaghersBeerGuide.com right on your cell phone or smart phone. On Apple&#8217;s App store just write in &#8220;Gallagher&#8217;s Beer Guide&#8221; into the search box and download our guide to your iPhone. For other mobile devices, just type in <a href="http://www.beerguide.mobi">www.beerguide.mobi</a> into your mobile browser. Either way, wherever you are, we can help you find the beer for you!</p>
<p>You can find the iPhone download here - <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gallaghers-beer-guide/id334678647">http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gallaghers-beer-guide/id334678647</a></p>
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		<title>Week 11 NFL Preview</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two 9-0 Teams For Third Time In NFL History; Division Leaders Showing What A Difference A Year Makes
As the NFL season rolls into Week 11, there are still two undefeated teams. The two unbeatens – the Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints – form just the third pair in NFL history to start a season [...]]]></description>
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<p>As the NFL season rolls into Week 11, there are still two undefeated teams. The two unbeatens – the Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints – form just the third pair in NFL history to start a season 9-0, joining the 1934 Detroit Lions and Chicago Bears and the 1990 New York Giants and San Francisco 49ers.</p>
<p>To get to 9-0, Indianapolis needed a come-from-behind victory over the New England Patriots on Sunday night. Trailing by 17 points in the fourth quarter, the Colts scored three touchdowns in the final period to pull out a stunning 35-34 victory. Indianapolis quarterback PEYTON MANNING threw four touchdowns on the night, including the game-winner to REGGIE WAYNE with 13 seconds remaining. <span id="more-5544"></span></p>
<p>“Reggie called the last play,” says Manning. “He kept fighting through and made an extended catch. Maybe not his best catch ever, but it sure was timely.”</p>
<p>The Colts, who are 9-0 for the third time in the past five years, have won a franchise-record 18 consecutive regular-season games, tied with the 2003-04 Patriots for the second-longest streak in NFL history.</p>
<p>“We can’t be any better,” says Indianapolis head coach JIM CALDWELL about the team’s 9-0 record. “But the fact of the matter is, there’s still a lot of work to be done.”</p>
<p>New Orleans, who visits Tampa Bay this Sunday, improved to 9-0 for the first time in franchise history with a 28-23 win at St. Louis. The Saints, who were 4-5 at this time last season, are one of three 2009 division leaders – Cincinnati (7-2 in 2009; 1-8 in 2008) and Dallas (6-3; 5-4) – who were in last place after Week 10 a year ago.</p>
<p>The nine 2009 division leaders (Denver and San Diego are tied for first in the AFC West) are a combined 63-18 (.778) through Week 10, 22 wins better than their records from a year ago at this time (41-40, .506).</p>
<p>The Bengals completed a sweep of the defending Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers last week to vault into first place in the AFC North. Cincinnati is now 4-0 against division rivals Pittsburgh and Baltimore, the two teams that met in the AFC Championship Game. The Bengals are just the third team in the Super Bowl era to go 4-0 against the reigning Conference Championship Game participants (1967 Raiders vs. Buf/KC and 2006 Chargers vs. Den/Pit/Sea).</p>
<p>“The Steelers and Ravens have been the cornerstones of the league the last few years,” says Bengals cornerback JOHNATHAN JOSEPH. “We want to make our presence felt as well.”</p>
<p>Some of the headline games in Week 11:</p>
<p>MIAMI DOLPHINS (4-5) at CAROLINA PANTHERS (4-5) (Thursday, NFLN, 8:20 PM ET)</p>
<p>“These two teams are clawing their way back into the playoff picture,” says NFL Network’s BOB PAPA, who will call the game on Thursday night. “It’s power running versus power running.”</p>
<p>It will be a matchup of two of the league’s best rush teams as the Panthers (156.6 yards per game) are third in the NFL and the Dolphins (156.2) rank fourth. Carolina’s attack will showcase DE ANGELO WILLIAMS (860 yards, 7 TDs) and JONATHAN STEWART (466 yards, 6 TDs) while Miami’s offense will feature RONNIE BROWN (648 yards, 8 TDs) and</p>
<p>RICKY WILLIAMS (558 yards, 6 TDs). The Panthers and Dolphins are the only teams in the NFL to each feature two running backs with at least 450 yards and five rushing touchdowns.</p>
<p>Both teams were division winners last year and are looking to get back to the postseason after slow starts. The Dolphins and Panthers have each won four of their past six games after 0-3 starts.</p>
<p>“We were 1-3 in the first quarter and 2-2 in the second,” says Carolina head coach JOHN FOX. “The upside of that is there is room for improvement. There is no question to get better we’ve got to take a one game at a time approach. We’ve got a lot of season left. We’ll define where the body of work is after 16 games.”</p>
<p>INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (9-0) at BALTIMORE RAVENS (5-4) (Sunday, CBS, 1:00 PM ET)</p>
<p>The Colts have won 18 consecutive games, tied for the second-longest streak in NFL history (New England, 2003-04). But head coach JIM CALDWELL is looking forward, not back.</p>
<p>“If you take a peak in the rearview mirror, there are some teams that are behind us, but not far behind us,” says Caldwell. “So we better make certain that we stay on our toes and continue to try and get better. All we have to do is look down the road to next Sunday and see who we’re playing. It’s an outstanding team in Baltimore. It’s going to be a tough battle.”</p>
<p>That outstanding team in Baltimore is coming off a 16-0 road win at Cleveland on Monday night.</p>
<p>“Anytime you’re in the NFL and you get a shutout, it’s big,” says Ravens linebacker RAY LEWIS.</p>
<p>Baltimore is gearing up for a tough series that will see them host the Colts and Steelers before traveling to Green Bay.</p>
<p>“This upcoming three-game stretch is probably everything for our season,” says Ravens head coach JOHN HARBAUGH.</p>
<p>The Colts have won six in a row against the Ravens, including a 15-6 win in the 2006 Divisional Playoffs en route to Indianapolis’ Super Bowl XLI victory.</p>
<p>SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (6-3) at DENVER BRONCOS (6-3) (Sunday, CBS, 4:15 PM ET)</p>
<p>First place in the AFC West is on the line when these two division rivals meet on Sunday.</p>
<p>The streaking Chargers, who will play the 1,000th game in franchise history (including preseason and postseason), have won four in a row, including last week’s 31-23 win over Philadelphia.</p>
<p>“We didn’t know it would happen like this or this fast,” says San Diego quarterback PHILIP RIVERS, “but we believed we could get ourselves back into the division race. There is a lot of football left and there is no telling where things can go, but it’s nice to put together a string of wins and play better football. Denver will be a tough test and we’ll put together a great week at practice and look forward to it.”</p>
<p>Denver has stumbled after a 6-0 start, but head coach JOSH MC DANIELS knows his team is still in good position at 6-3 and tied for first place.</p>
<p>“We’re 6-3 and playing San Diego, who is also 6-3,” says McDaniels, whose club defeated the Chargers 34-23 in Week 6. “It’s a huge division game at home. I don’t know why we wouldn’t like to be in this situation. We need to fix the problems and play good football from here on out, starting this week against a great team coming from San Diego in our division.”</p>
<p>TENNESSEE TITANS (3-6) at HOUSTON TEXANS (5-4) (Monday, ESPN, 8:30 PM ET)</p>
<p>“Monday Night Football is very big,” says Houston wide receiver ANDRE JOHNSON, who ranks third in the NFL with 800 receiving yards. “Everybody is watching. This is a real big game and it will be a test for us.”</p>
<p>The Texans, coming off a Week 10 bye, will look to slow down the red-hot Titans, who have won three in a row and have averaged 35.0 points per game in their three victories, all started by quarterback VINCE YOUNG. Running back CHRIS JOHNSON, who became the second player in team history with 100 yards receiving and 100 yards rushing in a game last week, leads the NFL with 1,091 yards. He is the third player in NFL history (Pro Football Hall of Famer JIM BROWN and ADRIAN PETERSON) to rush for at least 1,000 yards and average 6.4 yards per carry in his team’s first nine games.</p>
<p>“My confidence level is high right now,” says Johnson. “We’ve won three in a row, and like I said earlier, our goal has been to try and go 10-0 in these last games (after the team’s 0-6 start).”</p>
<p>“It’s all about the next game,” says Titans head coach JEFF FISHER about the team’s winning streak. “We just have to keep it going.”</p>
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NFL FACTOID<br />
There are nine quarterbacks – BRETT FAVRE, DREW BREES, PEYTON MANNING, AARON RODGERS, TOM BRADY, MATT SCHAUB, PHILIP RIVERS, BEN ROETHLISBERGER, DONOVAN MC NABB – with a passer rating of at least 95.0, the most through the first 10 weeks of a season since 1970.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The TMRzoo &#8220;Beat the House&#8221; Week 11 NFL picks and predictions are live and voting is now open.  In what appeared to be a dreadful week for picks, the House fell to the membership by a mere 1.5 games. The games expanded to 15 this week, but only one member was able to tally [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bthchick.jpg" alt="Beat the House Chick" title="bthchick" width="150" height="220" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5190" />The TMRzoo &#8220;Beat the House&#8221; Week 11 NFL picks and predictions are live and voting is now open.  In what appeared to be a dreadful week for picks, the House fell to the membership by a mere 1.5 games. The games expanded to 15 this week, but only one member was able to tally over 11 correct picks. It&#8217;s time to now make your week 11 picks and attempt the creep up the <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/sports/football-predictions-leaders.php">TMR Leaderboard</a> and steal some prizes from us.  Click below to enter now!<span id="more-5536"></span></p>
<p><center><a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/sports/football-predictions.php"><strong>Click here for the NFL week 11 picks and predictions</strong></a></center></p>
<p>Buh bye, bye weeks.  We now have a full 16 games to choose from throughout the remaining seven games of the 2009 NFL season.  Watch out for those pesky Thursday night games that will occur over the next five weeks, including next week&#8217;s 3 Thanksgiving games, then followed by a Friday night game (Christmas).  Remember, voting will stay open until the first kickoff on Sunday, but you need to get your picks in prior to the start of the Thursday game to qualify for any weekly or season tie-breakers.</p>
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<p>Don&#8217;t know about &#8220;Beat the House&#8221;?  <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/?p=5119">Click here</a> to see exactly what we&#8217;re giving away this week.  As always, the full set of Nickent Golf clubs is up for grabs and was actually won in week 1.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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The NFL Offensive, Defensive and Special Teams Players of the Week for Week 10 of the 2009 NFL Season have been announced and are shown below.  Outside of the AFC player of the week, absolutely nobody picked any other of the five week 10 players.  Peyton Manning, however, was quite the popular choice [...]]]></description>
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The NFL Offensive, Defensive and Special Teams Players of the Week for Week 10 of the 2009 NFL Season have been announced and are shown below.  Outside of the AFC player of the week, absolutely nobody picked any other of the five week 10 players.  Peyton Manning, however, was quite the popular choice with 20% of voting members picking him as Offensive Player of the Week.<span id="more-5532"></span></p>
<p>This week&#8217;s Nickent Golf NFL Players of the Week are:</p>
<p><strong>NFC:</strong><br />
Offense: <strong>Sidney Rice</strong> - Wide Receiver - Minnesota Vikings<br />
Defense: <strong>Charles Woodson</strong> - Cornerback - Green Bay Packers<br />
Special Teams: <strong>Hunter Smith</strong> - Punter - Washington Redskins</p>
<p><strong>AFC</strong><br />
Offense: <strong>Peyton Manning</strong> - Quarterback - Indianapolis Colts<br />
Defense: <strong>Mike Borwn</strong> - Safety - Kansas City Chiefs<br />
Special Teams: <strong>Bernard Scott</strong> - Return Man - Cincinnati Bengals</p>
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<p>In case you haven&#8217;t entered the competition yet, members guess who they think will be named the offensive and defensive players of the week. If both of those players are named as the NFL players of the week for that specific week, the member is awarded a full set of <a href="http://www.nickentgolf.net">Nickent Golf</a> Clubs in a shiny new stand bag. See the lineup below. Please, PLEASE read the <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/sports/nickentPOW.php" target="new">official rules</a> for this part of the contest&#8230; especially the spelling part.</p>
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<p>To get in on the fun, visit the <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/sports/football-predictions.php">Beat the House main picks page</a>, enter your picks for the week, then enter your guesses for the Nickent Players of the Week. It&#8217;s that simple.  We&#8217;ve already given away hundreds of dollars in prizes!</p>
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		<title>Reby Sky Has Been Named Miss Howard TV - December 2009 (pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miss Reby Skye, also known as the New York Giants Girl, has been selected as Miss Howard TV December 2009 for Howard Stern’s Howard TV On Demand subscription video On Demand channel.  It immediately came to light during her interview that she is a full-blown lesbian and has been in a relationship for two [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="main" src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/images/howardtv/reby/rebymain.jpg" alt="Miss Howard TV December 2009: Reby" align="left" />Miss Reby Skye, also known as the New York Giants Girl, has been selected as Miss Howard TV December 2009 for Howard Stern’s Howard TV On Demand subscription video On Demand channel.  It immediately came to light during her interview that she is a full-blown lesbian and has been in a relationship for two years&#8230; after being married and beating the shit out of her husband after finding out he cheated on her.</p>
<p>Per her <a href="http://www.nygiantsgirl.com/">official website</a>: A native New Yorker, Reby Sky was born &#038; raised in Queens, NY, as a Giants fan. The &#8220;NY Giants Girl&#8221; persona came from her extreme passion for New York Giants Football. After realizing that nothing makes her happier than expressing her love &#038; fanaticism, Reby made the decision to dedicate nearly all of her free time &#038; resources to following the team.</p>
<p>There is nothing hotter than a football chick&#8230; we won&#8217;t even hold her Giants fandom against her.  If you look hard enough, you can find some naked pictured of her on the web.</p>
<p>Check back in throughout the week when we post Reby&#8217;s official Howard TV pictoral and video.  You&#8217;ll have to settle for these pics in the meantime&#8230;</p>
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<p>Remember, we will still be posting the Howard TV official pics and video in the upcoming week.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/?s=howard+stern">Click here</a> for a list of past Miss Howard TV girls and other Howard Stern-related articles at the TMR Zoo.</p>
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		<title>NFL Week 10 Recap and &#8220;Beat the House&#8221; Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were some crazy results in week 10, but it looks like most of the membership survived the onslaught while the House took a hit.  It was the House&#8217;s mere 6 correct picks that was bested the collective membership&#8217;s 7.5.  The Madden 10 sim rocked with 11 correct picks out of 15.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wk10manning2.jpg" alt="wk10manning2" title="wk10manning2" width="200" height="188" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5521" />There were some crazy results in week 10, but it looks like most of the membership survived the onslaught while the House took a hit.  It was the House&#8217;s mere 6 correct picks that was bested the collective membership&#8217;s 7.5.  The Madden 10 sim rocked with 11 correct picks out of 15.  The week brought the season total to 7 wins for the Members to 3 for the House&#8230; with 7 more weeks to go.  Tune back in on Thursday for the week 11 NFL picks and predictions.</p>
<p>The season stats so far are:<span id="more-5517"></span></p>
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<td><font class=atext13g><strong>   90-54</strong></td>
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<p>Only one game was disagreed with in week 10, and another finished in a 50/50 deadlock in voting.  Both games were guessed incorrectly by the House, so the membership is credited with an additional 1.5 wins this week.</p>
<p>The disagree game was the Thursday night edition where the Niners Hosted the Bears.  The game was played and 5 interceptions later, San Fran emerged with a 10-6 victory.  Weren&#8217;t the Bears a QB away from the Superbowl?  Maybe next year&#8217;s QB can help you out better.</p>
<p>The tie was the Sunday night game, which turned out to be a real classic.  It looked as if the House&#8217;s pick of the Patriots would be correct&#8230; until Bill Belichick opted to go for it on 4th down in Indy territory.  The decision is still being debated.  Peyton got the ball and drove the short distance for the winning score.  </p>
<p><img class="main" src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/images/sports/nerfpro.jpg" alt="game ball" align="left" />With a bunch of upsets, it was a pretty difficult week to pick, but one member only guessed two games incorrectly.  Member <strong>Speng</strong> posted the best pick set of week 10 with 13, two better than anyone else in the field.  Speng gets the DVD prize pack and a Nerf Pro Grip football.  Great job again, oh football god!</p>
<p>The second part of our competition, the Nickent Players of the Week, will be decided on Wednesday when the NFL announces the top performers for week 10.  The prize is a full set of golf clubs and we actually had a winner in week 1.  The odds are on your side, so go for it!</p>
<p>Tune back in on Thursday morning to once again agree or disagree with the House&#8217;s NFL week 11 picks and predictions.</p>
<p>For all other NFL and sports updates, check out the TMRzoo <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/?cat=4">Sports Zone</a>.</p>
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		<title>Innovative Initiative Puts Coors Light In Middle Of Football Action For Tivo Users</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Exclusive, Integrated Program Throughout Remainder of NFL Season to Include Consumer-Generated Content
Coors Light, “The World’s Most Refreshing Beer,” and TiVo today announced a first-of-its-kind advertising program that will make Coors Light a prominent presence on the TiVo user interface during NFL telecasts. The advertising program debuts this week and includes the Super Bowl, one of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Coors Light, “The World’s Most Refreshing Beer,” and TiVo today announced a first-of-its-kind advertising program that will make Coors Light a prominent presence on the TiVo user interface during NFL telecasts. The advertising program debuts this week and includes the Super Bowl, one of the most watched events of the year.</p>
<p>Coors Light will deliver its “refreshment as cold as the Rockies” message to TiVo viewers in several ways throughout this period. Whenever fans see a Coors Light prompt while watching NFL programming, they will have the opportunity to go to the Coors Light NFL Showcase. The Showcase will offer a variety of special content such as behind-the-scenes footage from the popular Coors Light “Coaches” ads, consumer-generated versions of the TV spots and details on how to win Super Bowl tickets and other prizes as part of the Coors Light “Countdown to 44” promotion.<span id="more-5513"></span></p>
<p>“This is an exciting opportunity to strengthen consumer awareness of Coors Light as the Official Beer Sponsor of the NFL and Super Bowl by engaging the millions of TiVo users across the country,” said Jackie Woodward, vice president of marketing services at MillerCoors. “By going beyond the traditional 30-second TV ad and providing unique, engaging content at multiple entry points, we expect to make a strong impact with TiVo viewers.”</p>
<p>Anytime a fan pauses or deletes NFL programming, they will see a Coors Light-branded prompt inviting them to visit the Coors Light NFL Showcase Page. A prompt also will appear on TiVo Central, the TiVo Showcase Grid and during Coors Light ads that show on screen when consumers are rewinding or fast-forwarding programs.</p>
<p>As part of the Coors Light Showcase, Coors Light and TiVo will team up with XLNTads to invite legal-drinking-age consumers to create their own take on the Coors Light “Coaches” ads. XLNTads has posted a creative brief for the Coors Light assignment before its Poptent network of 12,000+ videographers and is expected to receive more than 100 video entries for the brand to consider for the TiVo Showcase.</p>
<p>Tara Maitra, vice president and general manager of content services and advertising sales at TiVo Inc., said, “With the increase of DVR homes across the country, brands need to be able to expand their presence and offer unique, compelling content for consumers. As TV viewing habits evolve, even sporting events, which are typically watched live, are becoming more prone to timeshifting and, as a result, are experiencing increased levels of commercial avoidance. We are pleased that Coors Light is taking advantage of our full suite of interactive advertising options as our solutions provide unique ways to reach the DVR viewer.”</p>
<p>About XLNTads</p>
<p>XLNTads produces videos for commercial and web use through its sister site, Poptent.net. Poptent is a social network of 12,000 independent commercial video creators, with members in over 80 countries. This network of creative talent connects with brands through an approach called “crowd sourcing”, developing scores of video solutions for each assignment embraced by XLNTads clients. This Internet based creative solution develops network ready commercials and video content for about one-tenth the cost of traditional production methods. Poptent was launched in 2008 by XLNTads, LLC, and has produced over 40 different campaigns for major brands. Visit www.poptent.net or www.xlntads.com for more information.</p>
<p>About TiVo Inc.</p>
<p>Founded in 1997, TiVo Inc. (Nasdaq: TIVO - News) developed the first commercially available digital video recorder (DVR). TiVo offers the TiVo service and TiVo DVRs directly to consumers online at www.tivo.com and through third-party retailers. TiVo also distributes its technology and services through solutions tailored for cable, satellite and broadcasting companies. Since its founding, TiVo has evolved into the ultimate single solution media center by combining its patented DVR technologies and universal cable box capabilities with the ability to aggregate, search, and deliver millions of pieces of broadband, cable, and broadcast content directly to the television. An economical, one-stop-shop for in-home entertainment, TiVo’s intuitive functionality and ease of use puts viewers in control by enabling them to effortlessly navigate the best digital entertainment content available through one box, with one remote, and one user interface, delivering the most dynamic user experience on the market today. TiVo also continues to weave itself into the fabric of the media industry by providing interactive advertising solutions and audience research and measurement ratings services to the television industry www.tivo.com. TiVo, &#8216;TiVo, TV your way.&#8217;, Season Pass, WishList, TiVoToGo, Stop||Watch, Power||Watch, and the TiVo Logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of TiVo Inc. or its subsidiaries worldwide. © 2009 TiVo Inc. All rights reserved. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners.</p>
<p>About MillerCoors</p>
<p>Built on a foundation of great beer brands and more than 288 years of brewing heritage, MillerCoors continues the commitment of its founders to brew the highest quality beers. MillerCoors is the second largest beer company in America, capturing nearly 30 percent of U.S. beer sales. Led by two of the best-selling beers in the industry, MillerCoors has a broad portfolio of highly complementary brands across every major industry segment. Miller Lite is the great tasting beer that established the American light beer category in 1975, and Coors Light is the brand that introduced consumers to refreshment as cold as the Rockies. MGD 64 completes the company’s premium light beer portfolio, offering consumers fresh, crisp taste at just 64 calories. MillerCoors brews premium beers Coors Banquet and Miller Genuine Draft; and economy brands Miller High Life and Keystone Light. The company also imports Peroni Nastro Azzurro, Pilsner Urquell, Grolsch and Molson Canadian and offers innovative products such as Miller Chill and Sparks. MillerCoors features craft brews from the Jacob Leinenkugel Company, Blue Moon Brewing Company and the Blitz-Weinhard Brewing Company. MillerCoors operates eight major breweries in the U.S., as well as the Leinenkugel’s craft brewery in Chippewa Falls, WI and two microbreweries, the 10th Street Brewery in Milwaukee and the Blue Moon Brewing Company at Coors Field in Denver. MillerCoors vision is to create America’s best beer company by driving profitable industry growth. MillerCoors insists on building its brands the right way through brewing quality, responsible marketing and environmental and community impact. MillerCoors is a joint venture of SABMiller plc and Molson Coors Brewing Company.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="main" src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/images/contests/bruno.jpg" alt="Bruno DVD Cover" align="left" />To celebrate the November 17th DVD and Blu ray release of the <em>Brüno</em>, The Zoo is giving away FIVE copies of the DVD, courtesy of Universal Studios, to FIVE lucky winners. </p>
<p><strong>Synopsis:</strong><br />
Oscar® nominee and Golden Globe® winner Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat, Da Ali G Show and Talladega Nights) brings you the comedy that has started more conversations, generated more controversy and dared to go further than ever before! As brüno travels the world in search of fame, everyone he encounters — celebrities, politicians, Hasidic Jews, terrorists and cage fighters — becomes a stepping-stone to stardom, with hilarious results!<span id="more-5509"></span> So prepare yourself for nonstop laughs in the film Peter Travers of Rolling Stone says should be “Numero uno on your funny-time list!”</p>
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Entering the giveaway is simple, fill out the form below with your name and email address. </p>
<p>This contest is open to all residents of the United States, and will close on December 7, 2009 at 11:59 pm EST.</p>
<p>You can enter this contest once every day until the contest closes.</p>
<p>The winners will be chosen at random and notified via e-mail. Multiple entries in one calendar day by any entrant will result in disqualification. The TMR Zoo will not be responsible for lost or missing mail. Good luck!!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hooch</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Paulina Sherwood has been selected as Miss Howard TV November 2009 for Howard Stern’s Howard TV On Demand subscription video On Demand channel.  Paulina originally hails from Long Island, NY, but currently resides in Tempe, Arizona where she attends Arizona State.
You can check out more of Paula at HowardTV.com.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="main" src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/images/howardtv/paulina/paulinamain.jpg" alt="Miss Howard TV November 2009: Paulina" align="left" />Paulina Sherwood has been selected as Miss Howard TV November 2009 for Howard Stern’s Howard TV On Demand subscription video On Demand channel.  Paulina originally hails from Long Island, NY, but currently resides in Tempe, Arizona where she attends Arizona State.</p>
<p>You can check out more of Paula at <a href="http://www.howard.tv">HowardTV.com</a>.</p>
<p>Check out Paulina&#8217;s 20 questions below, then move on to the most important part of this article, the pics. Enjoy:</p>
<p><strong>How did you get into modeling?</strong><br />
I tried out to be in Tempe12 a calendar with all ASU students in it.  After I auditioned I loved everything about being in front of the camera.<span id="more-5504"></span></p>
<p><strong>What are you going to college to be?</strong><br />
I am currently a Jr. at Arizona State University in Tempe AZ, Majoring in Business and Communications with a Minor in Mass Communications. After college I plan on working in advertising</p>
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<p><strong>What&#8217;s the biggest misconception about hot chicks?</strong><br />
The biggest misconception is that we are dumb. Looks have nothing to do what’s on the inside. People judge others with not even getting a chance to get to know them. Looks are not everything. I am educated and go to college yet I still think people look at me and don’t take me serious at times.</p>
<p><strong>Do the guys in school hit on you all the time?</strong><br />
Honestly not that much, maybe I don’t show interest but I tend to have more guys hit on me online and on face book. I guess times are changing with all the technology.</p>
<p><strong>Do you have a boyfriend right now?</strong><br />
No I am currently single I dated a guy for a year and a half and it made me realize that there Is something more waiting for me out there.</p>
<p><strong>What’s the best way for a guy to pick up a hot chick like you?</strong><br />
The best way to pick up a girl would be to actually ask them on a date. I am sick of guys always being like come to this party with me. If you want to get to know me put an effort in and show me you want to actually hang out with me and not just invite me somewhere and they go hang out with their friends.</p>
<p><strong>What’s the weirdest thing a guy has done to try pick you up?</strong><br />
Write me a novel on face book saying how much they have a crush on me and want to take me out yet I have never met them in my life.</p>
<p><strong>What do you find sexy in a man?</strong><br />
Confidence. A man needs to make me laugh! It is sexy when a man has goals in life and is successful!</p>
<p><strong>What’s your idea of a perfect date?</strong><br />
The perfect first day would be something adventurous! I love trying new things. Go to the lake or hike. Then at night have an amazing cooked dinner and enjoy the sunset.</p>
<p><strong>What are your turn-ons?</strong><br />
I love when a guy takes control. I hate when I am with a guy and they act shy. I need a guy to show he is confident and know what he wants in life. A guy needs to treat me with respect and show me I’m the only girl he wants.</p>
<p><strong>Where is the strangest place you’ve ever had sex?</strong><br />
A freezing cold pool, it was random and literally 30 degrees.</p>
<p><strong>Do you have any unusual sexual fetishes?</strong><br />
I like pouring hot wax on people, it was a joke at first but it ended up being a fun idea!</p>
<p><strong>Are your breasts real or are they implants?</strong><br />
They are real but I want implants <img src='http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong>Tell us a little about your taste in panties?</strong><br />
I personally like thongs they are comfortable! My favorite would be lace.</p>
<p><strong>What you like to do for fun?</strong><br />
For fun I sing, ice skate, I love to hike and do anything adventurous. I have a passion for cooking but when I really want to do something fun I relax and just watch a movie. I am always so busy with school and work all I want to do sometimes is kick back and enjoy lounging and being lazy!</p>
<p><strong>Is there anything you fear?</strong><br />
Yes! I am terrified of ghosts, I have had some experiences in the past where I feel like someone is around me yet I am by myself. I hate spiders because there were daddy long legs through out the stairs to get into my parking garage and they would always be dangling by the doors.</p>
<p><strong>If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?</strong><br />
If I could have one wish granted it would be to meet a genuinely nice guy. I have meet such rude people throughout my life and now that I am in college I still cant find one guy that makes me happy.</p>
<p><strong>Who’s your favorite cast member on the Howard Stern Show?</strong><br />
My favorite person on the Howard Stern show would probably be Benjy. Even after the show we still talk and he truly is a genuine guy! I would have loved to go on the date with him but I had to go back to Arizona that weekend and prepare myself for my midterms later that week.</p>
<p><strong> What’s your dream job?</strong><br />
Food critic, because I am obsessed with the food network and all types of food and I wish it could be my job!</p>
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		<title>Blue Moon Brewing Company to Help Revelers Make the Most of Rare New Year’s Eve Blue Moon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A blue moon on New Year’s Eve only comes around once every 20 years or so, but 2009 will close with a bang – a blue moon on Dec. 31 – and Blue Moon Brewing Company is encouraging holiday celebrators to make the most of the rare occurrence.
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<p>A blue moon is defined as the second full moon in a calendar month. The last New Year’s Eve blue moon was 1990 and the next one after this year won’t come around again until 2028! And as the “official beer of the New Year’s Eve blue moon,” Blue Moon Brewing Company – brewer of the popular Blue Moon Belgian-Style Wheat Ale and other seasonal craft beers – is making sure this will be a New Year’s Eve to remember.</p>
<p>The craft brewer is celebrating this rare lunar occurrence with an equally rare brew: the limited-edition Blue Moon Grand Cru. In Belgium, a Grand Cru is typically a rich, bold beer brewed to celebrate the holiday season or another special event. Following the traditional Belgian style, Blue Moon Grand Cru – inspired by Blue Moon Belgian White* – is brewed with small-batch care, while providing a unique twist on the classic Grand Cru.<span id="more-5502"></span></p>
<p>An artfully crafted, full-bodied 8.2 percent ABV beer, Blue Moon Grand Cru has rich, creamy notes, with subtle hints of orange peel and coriander, and delivers a warm, spicy finish. Available in a 750-ml bottle, Blue Moon Grand Cru hits store shelves and coolers Dec. 1, and is priced around $10 per bottle.</p>
<p>“I spent several years learning the art of brewing in Belgium, and I’ve grown to appreciate the bold taste of Grand Cru brews,” said Blue Moon Brewmaster Keith Villa. “The blue moon on New Year’s Eve is the perfect occasion to celebrate and commemorate with our own Grand Cru. Beer fans will discover a foamy head, big body and a crisp, tangy flavor while enjoying our artfully crafted Blue Moon Grand Cru this holiday season. Just like Blue Moon, it should be served with an orange slice garnish.”</p>
<p>Adding to the holiday festivities, Blue Moon is unveiling a New Year’s Eve-themed layer to its Web site (www.BlueMoonBrewingCompany.com ) and launching an official brand page on Facebook (www.Facebook.com/BlueMoon ), working to provide beer fans with a variety of exclusive Blue Moon New Year’s Eve features, such as:<br />
• Links to holiday music stations on Pandora.com and a food hub on Chow.com<br />
• Education and fun facts on the 2009 lunar blue moon<br />
• A New Year’s Eve countdown clock</p>
<p>“We can’t take credit for scheduling a blue moon on New Year’s Eve, but we’re certainly making the most of it, and rewarding beer lovers at the same time,” said Michael Browne, vice president of marketing for Blue Moon. “No doubt this is a cause to celebrate, and Blue Moon is thrilled to provide a rare brew for a rare event. There’s no better way to celebrate the New Year’s Eve blue moon than with Blue Moon Grand Cru or Blue Moon Belgian White*. Garnish it with an orange and ring in the New Year – and the blue moon – in style.”</p>
<p>Building on the New Year’s Eve excitement, for the first time in its 14-year history, Blue Moon Brewing Company is releasing a television commercial, entitled “Creation.” Using stop-motion animation, the innovative, artfully crafted ad spotlights the unique ingredients in Blue Moon Belgian White*. To view the ad, which will air nationally, visit www.YouTube.com/BlueMoonBrewing.</p>
<p>Blue Moon Brewing Company was born in Denver in 1995. Everything we do stems from our artistic approach to brewing beer. We paint flavors with hops, barley and wheat, and then add twists like orange peel and coriander. And that’s why we say our beer – and everything we do – is Artfully Crafted. More information is available at www.BlueMoonBrewingCompany.com.</p>
<p>* Belgian-style Wheat Ale. This treatment is required pursuant to a Settlement Agreement with the Belgian Brewers.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Sign:   Leo
Hometown:  Houston
Hair:  Brown
Eyes:  Hazel
Measurements:  36 – 25 – 35
Height:  5’9”
Hobbies:  Snowboarding, Mountain biking, weight lifting, and dancing
Skills:  baking  
Talent:  dancing and modeling
Favorite Sport:  Hockey
What is your best feature?  body structure
What qualities do you look for in a man?  Healthy, spontaneous, [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Sign: </strong>  Leo<br />
<strong>Hometown:</strong>  Houston<br />
<strong>Hair:</strong>  Brown<br />
<strong>Eyes:</strong>  Hazel<br />
<strong>Measurements:</strong>  36 – 25 – 35<br />
<strong>Height:</strong>  5’9”</p>
<p><strong>Hobbies:</strong>  Snowboarding, Mountain biking, weight lifting, and dancing</p>
<p><strong>Skills:</strong>  baking  <span id="more-5496"></span></p>
<p><strong>Talent:</strong>  dancing and modeling</p>
<p><strong>Favorite Sport:</strong>  Hockey</p>
<p><strong>What is your best feature?</strong>  body structure</p>
<p><strong>What qualities do you look for in a man?</strong>  Healthy, spontaneous, and a good sense of humor</p>
<p><strong>Describe yourself in 3 words&#8230;</strong> charismatic, loving, and Independent  </p>
<p><strong>What is your idea of a dream date?</strong> Spending a day on the mountains either hiking, snowboarding, or biking and then unwinding with a nice massage and good food</p>
<p><strong>Who do you most look like?</strong>  A perfect blend of my mom and my dad</p>
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<p>To find more out about, or to book Rachel, check out the <a href="http://www.premierepromotions.net" target="new">Premiere Promotions official site</a>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To celebrate the release of the Draw Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Zoo is giving away FIVE copies of the book, courtesy of Klutz Books, to FIVE lucky winners.  One winner will receive a copy autographed by Bonnie Burton.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="main" src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/images/contests/clonewars.jpg" alt="Draw Star Wars" align="left" />To celebrate the release of the <em>Draw Star Wars: The Clone Wars</em>, The Zoo is giving away FIVE copies of the book, courtesy of Klutz Books, to FIVE lucky winners.  One winner will receive a copy autographed by Bonnie Burton.</p>
<p><strong>Prize Description:</strong><br />
Draw Star Wars: The Clone Wars is filled with tips, techniques, practice space, and translucent overlays to make you a master of drawing. Start with stick figures, move onto basic shapes, and finish up with the details. Use the included double-tipped metallic-colored pencils and black marker to make 20 Clone Wars characters come to life.<span id="more-5491"></span></p>
<p>Visit the <a href="http://www.klutz.com/activity-book/Star-Wars-Clone-Wars">Draw Star Wars Site</a> for more information and watch the clip below:</p>
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Entering the giveaway is simple, fill out the form below with your name and email address. </p>
<p>This contest is open to all residents of the United States, and will close on December 4, 2009 at 11:59 pm EST.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Twilight: New Moon” is a vampire movie with a current twist. Nice vampires. When Nosferatu (the first movie based on Bram Stoker&#8217;s novel) was released they didn’t try to hide the fact that vampires were evil, blood thirsty mass murderers. Let’s keep in mind that Vampires are like pitbulls&#8230; they will play with you but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5479" style="float:left; margin: 11px;" title="twilight_new_moon" src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/twilight_new_moon-150x150.jpg" alt="twilight_new_moon" width="150" height="150" />“Twilight: New Moon” is a vampire movie with a current twist. Nice vampires. When Nosferatu (the first movie based on Bram Stoker&#8217;s novel) was released they didn’t try to hide the fact that vampires were evil, blood thirsty mass murderers. Let’s keep in mind that Vampires are like pitbulls&#8230; they will play with you but sooner or later you are going to get bit.</p>
<p>Unless that pitbull is Edward Cullen played by Robert Pattinson. You see Edward Cullen is a vegan vampire. Let me say that again: Edward Cullen is a vegan vampire. Thank God Béla Lugosi is dead because he would die laughing at the concept of a vegan vampire. The movie studio wants to make a bad boy but let’s not make him too bad. Creating a vegan vampire isn’t an original idea, it is a stupid one. The whole teenage vampire gadget that the film is built around is one of the most beat down film gadgets on the history of Hollywood. <span id="more-5477"></span></p>
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<p>Let’s go back to 1936 when “Dracula&#8217;s Daughter” the sequel to Béla Lugosi’s “Dracula” was released. “Dracula&#8217;s Daughter” was a great film and had moderate success so in 1943 the studios released the blockbuster “Son of Dracula”. This was followed by a crapload of bad B horror films titled “I was a Teenaged Something or Other”.</p>
<p>The reason teens are drawn into these pseudo-watered down horror movies and have been for years is that they are powerless. Let me clarify this comment. Teens think they are grown ups, but even at 16 or 17 they don’t realize that they are viewed as snot nosed kids. They cant vote and can’t purchase liquor. At 17 they can’t even enter into a contract.</p>
<p>At 18 or 19 there are a few more powers bestowed upon teens but lets face it, they are not considered adults. The can leave home to get an apartment and a job, but still, they can’t by a can of beer.</p>
<p>In the world of the teen vampire the teens have the power. They are forever young and good looking. They can stay out past dark, they have to, they are vampires. They are physically more powerful and typically smarter than the adults in the movies. Just as they are in the Twilight series or as I call it Harry Potter Two.</p>
<p>The studios are smart. They saw an opportunity and exploited it. They have a generation of kids that were raised on Harry Potter books and movies that are moving into their teens and adulthood. You grab a familiar face from the Harry Potter series like Robert Pattinson, plug in a classic Hollywood gadget, and you have box office gold.</p>
<p>So the bottom line is to review the new Twilight movie I don’t need to see it. There is no first look necessary of an old film. I have already seen “Son of Dracula” and “Lost Boys” there is no reason to see this piece of garbage. I don’t have to sniff dog shit to know what it smells like.</p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5478" style="margin: 11px; border: black 3px solid;" title="twilight-new-moon" src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/twilight-new-moon-300x214.jpg" alt="twilight-new-moon" width="300" height="214" />Not only is this movie written for teens but it is written for mindless teen girls. One look at the promo ads for this movie and I know the only ones going to see this movie are teen girls and confirmed bachelors.</p>
<p>Vampires or not these guys would have gotten their manscaped asses kicked in my old neighborhood. At least the “Lost Boys” looked like they could fight. These guys look like they are sucking on something&#8230; and it isn’t necks.</p>
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<p>So unless you are a 13 year old girl or Congressman Barney Frank save your money and time and rent the “Blade Trinity” or Robert Rodriguez’s “Dusk To Dawn”. At least in “Dusk to Dawn” you will get a Salma Hayek strip tease and a healthy does of vampire violence and gore.</p>
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		<title>Sara Jean Underwood Visits the Howard Stern Show (pics)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sara Jean Underwood, Playboy Playmate and Host of Black Belt TV, stopped by the Howard Stern Radio Show to promote her show and discuss her encounters with various celebrity men and her unusual relationship with Ryan Seacrest.
If you though this classic girl next door was one of the most adorable babes on planet before, then [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.tmrzoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sju.jpg" alt="sju" title="sju" width="150" height="288" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5450" />Sara Jean Underwood, Playboy Playmate and Host of Black Belt TV, stopped by the Howard Stern Radio Show to promote her show and discuss her encounters with various celebrity men and her unusual relationship with Ryan Seacrest.</p>
<p>If you though this classic girl next door was one of the most adorable babes on planet before, then you have to check out this interview&#8230; her stock goes WAY up,if you can imagine that happening.  Sara goes on to discuss her new boobs and how she hadn&#8217;t adopted the &#8220;Playboy&#8221; lifestyle with wild parties in sexual escapades.  In fact, she admitted that she has had sex with only three different men.  Even when she lived at the Playboy Mansion, she never shared Hef&#8217;s bed: &#8220;I&#8217;ve never been invited up there. I feel like he knows that I wouldn&#8217;t.&#8221; She did have other opportunities, including the time she met Hayden Christensen: &#8220;I just laughed and walked away&#8230;I did the same thing with Jake Gyllenhaal.&#8221;   She would still be considered a virgin by Playboy standards!<span id="more-5474"></span></p>
<p>The entire interview can be seen on Howard TV On Demand and will be available for about three weeks. Visit <a href="http://www.howard.tv">Howard.tv</a> for more information. Check out all of our other <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/?cat=644">Howard Stern news</a>, as well as our <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/?p=5343">Beetlejuice reality show review</a> that Howard read on the air. </p>
<p>Sara was the very first TMR Zoo <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/?cat=721">MySpace Hottie of the Week</a>.  You can check out her profile <a href="http://www.tmrzoo.com/?p=224">here</a>.<br />
Here is some Sara goodness:</p>
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