Every year our TMR office parties get a little worse. The staff continues to grow and each new guy brings more bizarre behavior and questionable morals to the table. The latest batch really kicked the crap out of the office; we’re talking biblical proportions here.
The first person that comes to mind is Rosilita, our 74-year old Mexican maid. I don’t know who is going to be the fall guy for this mess but I can guarantee that Rosilita is going to kick their ass.
Just as this thought forms in my hazy hung-over head our office caretaker stumbles out of the supplies closet, walks over to the office bar and pulls her teeth out of a half full tepid mug of last nights beer. The first thought that comes to mind is, “was the cigarette butt floating in the glass of beer before she tossed her teeth in the glass or was the butt between her teeth as she tucked them away for the night?” She pops her choppers in her mouth and gives me her typical holiday greeting by flipping me the bird and calling me the pet name she has given me “bastardo barato.” Read the rest of this entry »
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