So, like the rest of our shallow country, I have been glued to the “Hilton Proceedings”. Are our lives so vapid that we need to know every move this sword-swallowing slut makes?
The Dow Jones is up 160 points today… we have a new nominee for chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and all this while there is some little skirmish in Iraq. So what do the major news outlets decide to carry all day? Paris Hilton!
All morning we were treated to a shot of Paris’ roof and front door. At lunch we got shots of the crowd outside of the courthouse. The big bonus was five hours of “B” roll of the humping heiress playing in the window next to the talking heads, as the real news scrolled by on a ticker at the bottom of the screen. Read the rest of this entry »
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