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Well, that just killed pretzels for me.

Right now I'm leaning out and on day 2 of a three day carb shock, so no carbs for me just some dairy, loads of lean protein and about a truck load of fruits and veggies each day.
Then a fast and a cleansing.

So by Friday around 6 I'll be all done.

May have a wrap then, but my wife writes the exam for the 6 credit course she's doing on Saturday, so Saturday night we're having pizza!

(07-23-2014, 09:28 PM)johnjohn Wrote: [ -> ]Well, that just killed pretzels for me.

If that killed pretzels for you, let me tell you about vaginas...they do some sick shit. :lick:

True, but my dick doesn't feel good inside a pretzel.

(07-25-2014, 05:33 PM)johnjohn Wrote: [ -> ]True, but my dick doesn't feel good inside a pretzel.

You haven't lived yet.

Maybe not, but all those salt bits sure chewed me up.
Taking a piss was like playing the flute for a week.

The salt never bothered me, it was the hot mustard.

Grilled smoked pork chops. Sauteed onions/pepper/mushrooms. Steamed corn and asparagus.

Chicken burgers and chocanana muffins here.

Yep this is happening right now.

I'll be right over. (Let me empty out my liver, first...)