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Of course, the greatest prevention of pregnancy is wedding cake.
Prog Wrote:Of course, the greatest prevention of pregnancy is wedding cake.


I thought wedding cake reduced the risk of blowjobs?!?!
Chef_Tony Wrote:I thought wedding cake reduced the risk of blowjobs?!?!

That too.
Is Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant again?


by Melissa Hebert/Plain Dealer Reporter


Jamie Lynn Spears' people are denying a National Enquirer report that the unwed teen mom is pregnant again, less than four months after giving birth to daughter Maddie. The Enquirer is saying the 17-year-old believed she couldn't get pregnant since she was breastfeeding, and that people close to her are "urging" her to terminate the pregnancy.

Speng Wrote:The only surefire way to prevent pregnacies is to have sex underwater, duh.


Prog Wrote:Dumbass. You hop on one foot after sex to prevent getting pregnant.

3dr3 Wrote:I thought you had to stand on your head..... dammit!!

Nope, nope, and nope. Yours truly, mother of six.
So, obviously, you don't have the answer.

3dR3

of Himself has super swimmers
BRADENTON, Fla. — Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin.

Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested 52-year-old Maverna Theresa Turay on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm. She was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.

Authorities say Turay boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report.

The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report says Turay did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.

3dR3

what a cunt...
3dR3 Wrote:what a cunt...

They should fill hers with cement in retribution.
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