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Chef_Tony Wrote:They should fill hers with cement in retribution.

Why waste good cement just sew it closed
ASHEVILLE, North Carolina — You can call her CutoutDissection.com, Cutout for short, but just don't call her Jennifer.

The former Jennifer Thornburg — whose driver's license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout — wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools.

The 19-year-old's new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.

"I normally do have to repeat my name several times when I am introducing myself to someone new," she told The Asheville Citizen-Times. "Once they find out what my name is, they want to know more about what the Web site is about."

The Asheville High School graduate who is working in Virginia said she began opposing dissections in middle school after a class assignment to cut up a chicken wing made her uncomfortable. She helped create a policy at her high school that allows students who object to dissections to complete an alternative assignment.

Despite her legally changing the name, she said most of her family members still call her Jennifer.

"It will take me a while," said her dad, Duane Thornburg, who lives in Daytona Beach, Florida. "She's still Jennifer to me. I understand why she's done it. Believe it or not, I totally respect it."

A CD showing the treatment of animals before they are dissected finally convinced him to support his daughter's cause, he said.
After she tried to explain to me for the 4th time what her name was I would just call her "stupid cunt" and walk away.
Securb Wrote:After she tried to explain to me for the 4th time what her name was I would just call her "stupid cunt" and walk away.

I would have to agree with that.

I wouldn't be able to walk away until I had force fed her a pound of bacon though.

3dR3

I'll bet she's fat.

and not just a little chubby, I'm talking making the KFC ticket girl look like Tyra Banks.

Some one needs attention...

A chicken wing? A fucking chicken wing?? Do you know how many birds I've pulled apart?? haha Bird.
Singer Britney Spears has returned to the top of the Billboard Hot 100 chart for the first time since her debut single Baby One More Time, in 1999.

Womanizer, the first track off her new album Circus, was boosted by first-week download sales of 286,000.

Spears has scored the biggest opening-week tally by a female artist, beating Mariah Carey with Touch My Body.

Last October, top 10 single Gimme More jumped from 68 to number three, with first-week download sales of 179,000.

Successful comeback
Despite a gap of almost 10 years between number one hits, the star has only had three other tracks in the US top 10.
Those records included Toxic, Oops!...I Did it Again and You Drive Me Crazy.

Her last album Blackout went to number two in 2007. Circus is set to be released on 2 December, which also coincides with the star's 27th birthday.
286,000 dumb skanks...more like 286,000 dumb mantyhose wearing homos.
Prog Wrote:ASHEVILLE, North Carolina — You can call her CutoutDissection.com, Cutout for short, but just don't call her Jennifer.

The former Jennifer Thornburg — whose driver's license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout — wanted to do something to protest animal dissections in schools.

The 19-year-old's new name is also the Web address for an anti-dissection page of the site for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, where she is interning.

this should be in the moron thread, this is dumb but not skanky and she is not a celebrity.

Here is another funny name change story:

A local guy who was running in the mayoral elections one year changed his name to THEABOVE ZZZZNONEOFF so on the ballot his name showed as:

ZZZZNONEOFF, THEABOVE

3dR3

Does "of" have two Fs in Canada?

3dR3

Securb Wrote:Singer Britney Spears has returned to the top of the Billboard Hot 100 chart for the first time since her debut single Baby One More Time, in 1999.

Womanizer, the first track off her new album Circus, was boosted by first-week download sales of 286,000.

Spears has scored the biggest opening-week tally by a female artist, beating Mariah Carey with Touch My Body.

Last October, top 10 single Gimme More jumped from 68 to number three, with first-week download sales of 179,000.

Successful comeback
Despite a gap of almost 10 years between number one hits, the star has only had three other tracks in the US top 10.
Those records included Toxic, Oops!...I Did it Again and You Drive Me Crazy.

Her last album Blackout went to number two in 2007. Circus is set to be released on 2 December, which also coincides with the star's 27th birthday.

you know what this means don't you?

they were unsuccessful at sewing both sets of lips shut.
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