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Introducing the 105 year old virgin

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105-Year-Old Virgin Reveals Secret Of Longevity

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Miss Meadmore who is due to celebrate her 105th birthday on Saturday at a party at the Perran Bay nursing home in Perranporth, Cornwall, states that celibacy and staying single is the key to her long life.

Chaste Clara Meadmore revealed that sex in her era meant getting married and, at the age of 12, she made up her mind that she would remain single and would lead a celibate life. "I've just never been interested in or fancied having sex. I imagine there's a lot of hassle involved," The Sun quoted Clara, as saying.

"I've never had a boyfriend and never been bothered about relationships. When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband — and I never wed," she added.

Clara, who was born in Glasgow in 1903, mowed her garden till the age of 97. "I've always had lots of platonic friendships with men, but never felt the need to go further," she said.

"I made my mind up at 12 never to marry and I've not gone back on that. I've always been too busy doing other things. People have asked if I'm a homosexual — the answer is no," she added.

Clara, who served in Egypt with the Women's Royal Army Corps during World War Two, revealed that she could still remember the sinking of Titanic, when she was 8 and the outbreak of world war one.

Miss Meadmore has never owned a television, but she enjoys the radio, and is a particular fan of the BBC Radio 4 Woman's Hour programme. She also enjoys cooking, gardening and reading.
Speng Wrote:mowed her garden till the age of 97.

That garden must be a mess now.
Securb Wrote:That garden must be a mess now.

Overgrown and full of brambly grey weeds
She doesn't mention the bottle of Scotch she downed daily.
The fruit flies must be annoying from her rotted cherry
This old lady's got nothing on my wife... :(
I just spilled coffee on myself. Amen to that.
pervertfreak Wrote:This old lady's got nothing on my wife... :(

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3dR3

maybe she's the worlds oldest lesbian?
3dR3 Wrote:maybe she's the worlds oldest lesbian?

Nah, she said this in the interview:

"People have asked if I'm a homosexual — the answer is no," she added.
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