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Which is she, Italian or German?

3dR3

both
3dR3 Wrote:something italian ....

just like my sister

So your sister has a mustache?
Speng Wrote:We need "The Bacon Thread" :lol:

I think you are right! One more bacon story and a new thread shall be born

STUART, Fla. -- Police said a woman who works at a Stuart restaurant tried to steal bacon from her employer.

Luann McKinnley, 52, was arrested Thursday on a theft charge after a co-worker at Perkins told the manager that she stuffed a 3-pound bag of bacon in her personal bag, police said.

The bacon was valued at $11.16.


Police said they also found illegal drugs in her possession. She was also charged with possession of a controlled substance.

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McKinnley was being held at the Martin County Jail on $5,500 bond.
Maybe she misunderstood the old "Bringing home the bacon" saying.
A distraught man who claims his pink-adorned chihuahua was stolen from him at a Wilton Manors gay bar thinks a man with a Britney Spears tattoo is not that innocent in the crime.

Brian Dortort says little Hudson Hayward Hemingway was stolen from him as he was at a July birthday party at gay bar Georgie's Alibi by a man with Spears' name tattooed on either his neck or arm, according to the Sun-Sentinel.

The 4-month-old Chihuahua is about the size of a softball, light-cream colored with a pink belly, pink ears and pink earrings.

Dortort, 48, says he let the man hold Hudson briefly, and as soon as he turned around the dog and the specialty bag he was in were gone.
He says he's been searching for the man ever since.

The Wilton Manors police department has a suspect, but has yet to locate him.
4 month old puppies should never wear earrings
Securb Wrote:A distraught man.

God bless the poor cop that had to deal with this drama queen.

On another note Hooch you better get a turtleneck sweater to cover up that Britney Spears tattoo for a bit.
There's so many things wrong with that story...I just don't know where to begin with the wiseass comments.
Speng I just ordered you one of those specialty bags for your dog.
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