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Speng Wrote:I hope that sick fuck gets beaten and raped in jail.

There is a special kind of hell for guys like this. Unfortunately it won't be in jail, he will go in segregation.
A hotel guest emerged naked from a storage cupboard of a Premier Inn with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom, a court was told.

Joseph Small, 20, stripped off and grabbed the appliance on the fourth floor corridor of the budget hotel.

He then put the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster magistrates’ court heard.

Small also urinated on the carpet before a hotel worker wrapped him in a towel and escorted him down to reception.

He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: ‘This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.’

In the lobby, Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’

http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/12/premier-in...m-4184507/
The hell with tomatoes I know what I am planting this year.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-26885335
I want one implanted on my hand.
Stay classy Detroit. You have officially stamped your ticket as the biggest shithole in America.

Quote:A child was mauled by a dog and then shot on Detroit's west side earlier Sunday night.

It happened on the 7600 block of Warwick on Detroit's west side.

According to police, the 7-year-old was attacked by a dog and mauled. Then, a neighbor came outside and attempted to help the child by shooting the dog. The neighbor accidentally shot the child instead of the dog.

The kid was taken the hospital but there is no word on the condition.

Stay with WXYZ and WXYZ.com for updates on this breaking story.
Ermah gehrd.

smackdoh
TV Reporter Heather Holmes Robbed During Live Report On Robbery (VIDEO)

Quote:A TV journalist reporting on crime in Oakland Monday night became part of the story when she was robbed while on the air.

KTVU's Heather Holmes was doing a live report on a woman who was robbed and beaten until Good Samaritans came to her aid when the theft occurred, the San Francisco Chronicle reported.

Holmes' purse was inside an unlocked news van parked just steps away from the crew and across the street from police headquarters. But when the camera stopped rolling, Holmes learned that someone had swiped the bag.
BANTAM, Conn. — A 49-year-old Connecticut man faces threatening charges after a woman told police he stabbed a watermelon in a passive-aggressive manner.

The Register Citizen of Torrington reports (http://bit.ly/1p1L3rS) Carmine Cervellino of Thomaston was arraigned Monday on charges of threatening and disorderly conduct. He was released after posting a $500 bond.

Police say the woman had gone to police on July 4 to report finding drugs, including marijuana, in Cervellino's tool box. He was not arrested.

They say she later returned home to find the watermelon on the counter with a butcher's knife in it. She reported that Cervellino then entered the room and began carving the watermelon. She called the incident passive-aggressive and menacing.

No one answered a phone call Tuesday morning to the Cervellino home seeking comment.
What the fuck?
If the guy did't make any threats but just cut the melon in a "passive aggressive manner" that is bullshit. He more or less got arrested for what he was thinking.
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