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A Carroll woman who was caught having sex in the men's room at an Iowa Hawkeye football game in Minneapolis last weekend says she’d had so much wine before kickoff that she doesn’t remember walking into the restroom, the man she had sex with in a stall, or when the police opened the door.

What Lois Feldman, 38, will remember is the humiliation afterward.
“It’s ruined my life,” she said through tears today. “Not just the incident but the press.”

Feldman, a married mother of three, has been the target of Internet jokes and prank telephone calls today. She was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.
Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.

“I don’t know what happened,” Lois Feldman said. “But I don’t deny that it did happen because obviously there are police reports.”
Police ticketed Feldman, 38, and Ross Walsh, 26, of Linden for indecent conduct Saturday night.

A security guard who said he saw the two having sex through a gap in a men’s restroom stall flagged down campus police, according to the police report.

By the time an officer arrived, about a dozen people were cheering and laughing in the bathroom while Feldman and Walsh were inside the stall, the report said.

The officer pushed his way through the crowd, opened the door and separated Feldman and Walsh, the report said.
Police described both Feldman and Walsh as upset, drunk and uncooperative.



http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article...S/81126006

Well, if you're going to watch Iowa-Minnesota, you'd have to be drunk.

I love this "Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime" So if I don't follow your drunk ass around you are going to end up with a cock in it? That is a very understanding husband.

That's the definition of pussy whipped. Reminds me of that line from Clerks:

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

sounds like somebody got caught and threw out the "I don't remember" excuse.

Hooch Wrote:sounds like somebody got caught and threw out the "I don't remember" excuse.

That's the first thing I thought of. She was so drunk she doesn't remember anything...bullshit.

in her defense if she by chance took an antidepressant before drinking wine there's a good shot she doesn't remember shit.....

what was she doing in the men's room anyway?

3dR3 Wrote:in her defense if she by chance took an antidepressant before drinking wine there's a good shot she doesn't remember shit.....

Sounds like someone has gotten banged in a mens room before ;)

Securb Wrote:A security guard who said he saw the two having sex through a gap in a men’s restroom stall flagged down campus police, according to the police report.

If I saw a security guard peeking through the gap in a stall I'd probly open the door into his face.

Securb Wrote:Sounds like someone has gotten banged in a mens room before ;)

I wake up a lot with a burning asshole, sometimes it's buffalo wings, others it's the anal rape :confused: