Speng Wrote:There's some moron who's come to my house four times since Friday night. I refuse to answer the door on principal, he knocks right next to the "No Solicitors" sign.
He's some goofy looking, clipboard carrying bastard who walks back down my driveway and goes on to the next house.
If you lived in Florida you could probably legally shoot him.
Speng Wrote:There's some moron who's come to my house four times since Friday night. I refuse to answer the door on principal, he knocks right next to the "No Solicitors" sign.
He's some goofy looking, clipboard carrying bastard who walks back down my driveway and goes on to the next house.
Try living in NH during the months leading up to the Presidential primaries. Typically they show up on Saturdays when I am doing the lawn and I tell them I am the landscaper. It is funny the democratic pollsters automatically peg me for an Obama supporter because I am black.
He came back again this afternoon, he had the balls to walk to the back door and knock. If I see that fucker, he's getting an earful.
A few years ago I was grilling in the backyard when I hear someone knocking on the front door. I ignore it, I'm hanging out and it can't be anything important. I then hear a knock on the back door. I walk over and see some chick standing there. She starts in about lawn fertilizer and I ask her is she knows what "No Solicitors" means...totally blank look on her face. I tell her that I'm not interested, I don't like putting chemicals on the lawn, I have a dog, I was trying to be nice about it. She then starts in about organic fertilizer, I tell her I'm not interested. She then says my yard really needs some soil enrichment and some attention. The bitch had the nerve to not only ignore my sign, she tells me my yard looks like shit. I told her to fuck off.
I called the company and complained, assholes.
You should have told her you use organic fertilizer dropped your pants right there and shit on your lawn.
I saw a fretless Fender Jazz Bass on Craigslist, so I clicked on the link. It shows a regular Jazz Bass, with frets. I emailed the guy telling them that it has frets. His response? "They're metal inlays"...yeah, that's what frets are. Moron
They are metal inlays in a way but it is not fretless and the guy is a moron.
Even without reading what she did, just going by that picture...what a stupid bitch.
Then after reading, yeah, confirmed stupid bitch.