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Yup, that's a dumbass.
Motorist, 21, Wearing A "Drunk As Shit" T-Shirt Is Arrested For Drunk Driving

An Oregon motorist wearing a “Drunk As Shit” t-shirt was arrested Sunday night on a DUI charge.

Ross McMakin, a 21-year-old Corvalis resident, was collared after he drove his vehicle on the sidewalk, struck a parked car, and then assaulted his girlfriend when she tried to seize the car keys.

According to cops, McMakin, seen in the adjacent mug shot, was behind the wheel because his girlfriend did not know how to drive a stick shift.

McMakin was charged with an assortment of crimes, including drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment, and strangulation (for throttling his girlfriend).

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He looks like a douche.
He sure does.
I've been selling a bunch of stuff on Craigslist in preparation for the move and have been dealing with all kinds of morons. I hate when I post something and they email me with a "call me". No, there's a reason why I didn't put my phone number in the ad, I don't want to talk to idiots.

I had one guy who emailed me late Sunday and wanted me to call him, I was busy and I didn't get around to it yesterday. I called him today and right off the bat, "why didn't you call me sooner?" he just sounded like an asshole. I said, "nope" and hung up on him.

I just had some woman email me with this: "Call. 828-6141 after 12:00 pm Bill" No please, no thank you. If you want the item, put a little effort into it...exchange an email or two. I'd rather hang on to the items for an extra week or two and deal with someone who at least sounds normal.
I just dealt with the bitchiest gay dude. I was selling a small animal trap, I bought it when I had a small orphaned kitten running around (why I now have a second cat) and it's been sitting in my garage ever since. He sends me an email and I say I'm available all day, meaning I'm not at work. He emails me a few times and then asks when we can meet. I said I can't meet anywhere, I'm cleaning the garage and packing up stuff and I'm pretty dirty. He then sends me three email in rapid succession:

Email 1: I guess I'm confused........ I am offering to buy something to take it off your hands (and help me with a squirrel problem) and in previous emails you said you were available now you're not?

Email 2: It would take a matter if 5 mins to take it off your hands; if you would rather not I guess I will need to find another trap--thanks!

Email 3: I am happy and willing to make the drive. Please simply tell me the address and I will be there.

All three were sent within five minutes, I don't know if he slipped off his meds for a few minutes. He shows up and is flamboyantly gay. I don't have a problem with gay people, but he was being a huge queen and a critical dick. "I don't see how this was only used once, it's dirty" I pointed to my garage and said, look (the garage is close to ninety years old and it's looking a bit rough).
"Did you buy it used?" No, it's an animal trap I bought for like $20, it's not going to be polished and great quality.

I had to show him ten times how to set the thing, it's not that complicated.
He tried talking me down $5. Normally I would have said yes but I didn't like his attitude and the tone of some of his emails.
Theres nothing worse than a dirty animal trap. I like my traps sparkling clean before an animal is caught and shits and pisses all over it.
Exactly, he's going to catch squirrels in the thing. I don't think he knows that galvanized metal isn't going to be all shiny and new looking.
Craigslist: I actually had someone pay me more then I was asking for an item, I pretty much shit my pants. It was two 6'x8' fence panels I had sitting around for years. They were starting to rot on the bottom but I figured I'd throw them up and see if anyone wants them. The guy flipped me an extra $5, that's 25% of the asking price.

People will buy almost anything around here, I've sold so much shit I was tempted to just throw away. Plus they are willing to drive crazy distances to save a few bucks.
I had a guy give me an extra $10 when I sold him my 3DS. Some people just don't care about money. But then why don't they just buy a new one?