On the guy who shot himself because he didn't get any: I'd look like swiss cheese by now.
On the fat bitch: She owes KFC a thank you for getting her ass out of there.
Prog Wrote:On the fat bitch: She owes KFC a thank you for getting her ass out of there.
That was my thought, holy shit, a 14 piece bucket, six bags of fries and two sodas. Sure that was two people but still....holy shit.
Don't forget, 3 times a week she was in there.
Prog Wrote:On the guy who shot himself because he didn't get any: I'd look like swiss cheese by now.
...and pity sex is so unsatisfying.
Speng Wrote:That was my thought, holy shit, a 14 piece bucket, six bags of fries and two sodas. Sure that was two people but still....holy shit.
I would be in bed for two days running back and forth to the john.
Austrian police say a man set his wife's parents on fire with a home-made flame thrower, killing them.
Chief investigator Anton Kiesl says the 48-year-old man set the elderly couple on fire as they lay in bed late Friday using a flame thrower he made from a propane gas container.
Kiesl said the woman burned to death in her bed and her husband's body was found on a bench outside their home in St. Magdalena am Lemberg in the southeast.
Both victims were in their 80s; the woman was bedridden.
Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.
Securb Wrote:I would be in bed for two days running back and forth to the john.
I sharted as I read the story.
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she wants to be a nurse??
step one: don't eat that shit....
step two: if you do, eat it in moderation...
i guess she's also saving up for gastric bypass surgery..
it would seem they couldn't also fit her friend in the shot..
if only this thread was a dating game...... I'm sure the KFC girl would have given that dude some pitty sex.....
or after about 8 pieces of kfc he could have picked a nice greasy spot and fucked it.