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Chocklit Wrote:...small dogs, that is. Among other things.

In an attempt to upgrade the tone of this thread, I hereby submit this story of a noble Canadian farmer fighting for his rights:

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I dont get it!?!? Did the farmer have a claw hammer in his ass? A steel rod in his penis?
Milk, Securb. He sells milk.

>>>sigh.
And he's too cheap to have the proper pasturizing equipment because he has a hammer up his ass?
Chocklit Wrote:In an attempt to upgrade the tone of this thread, I hereby submit this story of a noble Canadian farmer fighting for his rights:

This thread doesn't need a change of tone, I came to read about morons....post this kind of crap in your "Heroes" thread so I don't accidentally read it.
Prog Wrote:And he's too cheap to have the proper pasturizing equipment because he has a hammer up his ass?

No no, he doesn't have the room for the proper pasturizing equipment because of all the boxes of child porn in his barn...it's a huge collection.
Bet he has a great grip from milking all those kids...er ..um.. I mean cows.
Securb Wrote:Bet he has a great grip from milking all those kids...er ..um.. I mean cows.

I got it! He doesn't want to share the milking machine with the cows.
Prog Wrote:I got it! He doesn't want to share the milking machine with the cows.

Must be related to the dude who was at the car wash using the vacuum.
It's a dairy circle jerk.
Stay away from the cheese curds