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Gator Wrote:I can't wait to see this masterpiece.

would it be over the top if i made each star it's own asshole?
I think it would be quite appropriate
Speng Wrote:An Allen woman accused of killing her husband said she stabbed him in the heart after he turned up the volume of a Dallas Cowboys game

I see nothing wrong with this.
Hooch Wrote:I see nothing wrong with this.

If I get on her jury, she's in the clear.
CAMDEN, N.J. - Police say a 22-year-old worker died after falling into a vat of boiling chocolate in New Jersey.

The accident happened at a plant owned by Lyons and Sons in Camden.
Police tell WPVI-TV in Philadelphia that the chocolate was being mixed.

The name of the worker has not been released.

3dR3

Securb Wrote:CAMDEN, N.J. - Police say a 22-year-old worker died after falling into a vat of boiling chocolate in New Jersey.

The accident happened at a plant owned by Lyons and Sons in Camden.
Police tell WPVI-TV in Philadelphia that the chocolate was being mixed.

The name of the worker has not been released.

It was released in the local paper but I can't remember it.

The bitch was he was a part time employee trying to make ends meet it seems...

I'll look for a little bit of him in my next bag of M&M's
3dR3 Wrote:It was released in the local paper but I can't remember it.
The bitch was he was a part time employee trying to make ends meet it seems...

I think it just happened yesterday. I just saw it on yesterday's 6 O'clock news.

His father was saying he didn't drink, do drugs, nothing. He was just trying to make a living. This is only relevent if you're familiar with the Camden area. It's not the nicest of places.
Securb Wrote:The name of the worker has not been released.

Agustus Gloop
Speng Wrote:Agustus Gloop

WOW! That's just fucked up... Did you pull that one out of your memory banks or did you have to look it up?
Gator Wrote:WOW! That's just fucked up... Did you pull that one out of your memory banks or did you have to look it up?

Straight out of my memory, I've seen that movie too many times.