TMR Zoo Message Board - Moron of the week

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Well, her name is "Shanks" for Christ's sake. It was only a matter of time before the name fit the person....

She was an avid Eagle's fan, she will be missed. LOL

Gator Wrote:I can't wait to see this masterpiece.

would it be over the top if i made each star it's own asshole?

I think it would be quite appropriate

Speng Wrote:An Allen woman accused of killing her husband said she stabbed him in the heart after he turned up the volume of a Dallas Cowboys game

I see nothing wrong with this.

Hooch Wrote:I see nothing wrong with this.

If I get on her jury, she's in the clear.

CAMDEN, N.J. - Police say a 22-year-old worker died after falling into a vat of boiling chocolate in New Jersey.

The accident happened at a plant owned by Lyons and Sons in Camden.
Police tell WPVI-TV in Philadelphia that the chocolate was being mixed.

The name of the worker has not been released.

Securb Wrote:CAMDEN, N.J. - Police say a 22-year-old worker died after falling into a vat of boiling chocolate in New Jersey.

The accident happened at a plant owned by Lyons and Sons in Camden.
Police tell WPVI-TV in Philadelphia that the chocolate was being mixed.

The name of the worker has not been released.

It was released in the local paper but I can't remember it.

The bitch was he was a part time employee trying to make ends meet it seems...

I'll look for a little bit of him in my next bag of M&M's

3dR3 Wrote:It was released in the local paper but I can't remember it.
The bitch was he was a part time employee trying to make ends meet it seems...

I think it just happened yesterday. I just saw it on yesterday's 6 O'clock news.

His father was saying he didn't drink, do drugs, nothing. He was just trying to make a living. This is only relevent if you're familiar with the Camden area. It's not the nicest of places.

Securb Wrote:The name of the worker has not been released.

Agustus Gloop

Speng Wrote:Agustus Gloop

WOW! That's just fucked up... Did you pull that one out of your memory banks or did you have to look it up?