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Speng Wrote:stupid shit with the quarter sticks.

In my 20’s everyone in my neighborhood all hung out in the same neighborhood bar. It shared a parking lot with a good sized liquor store. So I am heading toward the bar one night and I saw my friend Michelle. We start talking and for some reason I mention that I had a quarter stick. She had never seen one go off so she talked me into lighting it. I lit the thing in the very center of the parking lot. I went off and set off every car alarm in the parking lot and set off the liquor store’s alarm. Just as the quarter stick went off a cop car came around the corner and the cop had the holy shit look on his face. We both pointed down the street and said “they ran that way” and the cop took off. Of course it emptied out the bar and everyone in there knew it was me.
I set off a blasting cap one time when I was in the military. At home. In my apartment complex. Didn't realize they went as BOOM as they do. Yeah, they go BOOM alright. Jeezus that thing was loud.
I dropped a quarter stick down a toilet once... haha. Had a waxed wick, so it would burn underwater. We just dropped it and bolted (public washroom). We got about 30 feet away before we heard the explosion. Needless to say, the toilet didn't survive. That's my exciting story.

3dR3

we blew up a toilet once with a quarter stick..... never did find that toilet....
Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce

http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893__...vered.html

July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin. The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived. The man told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.
3dR3 Wrote:we blew up a toilet once with a quarter stick..... never did find that toilet....

We blew up a toilet in am abandoned mobile home...I took a shit in the thing a week earlier while drinking Huber Bock.

3dR3

Speng Wrote:We blew up a toilet in am abandoned mobile home...I took a shit in the thing a week earlier while drinking Huber Bock.

what does your father look like? :lol: we could be related.

3dR3

Speng Wrote:Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce

http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893__...vered.html

July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin. The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived. The man told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.

was he having sex with a watermelon? I hear that's the new thing...
Speng Wrote:Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce

http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893__...vered.html

July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin. The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived. The man told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.

Damn Brett Favre will do anything for attention.
Prog Wrote:Damn Brett Favre will do anything for attention.

:lol:

Favre denies rumors of being covered in Barbeque sauce claiming the sauce maker didn't do enough to make him feel wanted.