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RE: Moron of the week - johnjohn - 05-31-2014
Ha, no kidding.
Some girl showed up here a few months ago to buy one of my wife's textbooks.
My wife wasn't home so I told the girl that I would be right back with the book.
The cat tried to get out the door and she grabs it, hops inside the door and closes it after her.
I'm thinking 'You haven't watched many movies have you?'
She was fat and said the word 'like' every so many syllables, I did the exchange and pushed her back out to graze as fast as I could.
RE: Moron of the week - Speng - 05-31-2014
Whenever I have someone coming to buy stuff I'm always waiting outside. In the email I tell them not to come to the door because the dog might be out in the yard and I can't tell what the dog will do if someone knocks.
I fail to mention that the dog weights less then fifteen pounds and she's very submissive.
RE: Moron of the week - GoldenVulture - 06-01-2014
" She was fat and said the word 'like' every so many syllables, I did the exchange and pushed her back out to graze as fast as I could. "
Hahahaha! !!!!
RE: Moron of the week - Securb - 06-01-2014
(05-31-2014, 01:33 PM)johnjohn Wrote: She was fat and said the word 'like' every so many syllables, I did the exchange and pushed her back out to graze as fast as I could.
Isn't the fat ones that we are looking for?
RE: Moron of the week - johnjohn - 06-01-2014
RE: Moron of the week - GoldenVulture - 06-01-2014
RE: Moron of the week - Speng - 06-02-2014
More Craiglist idiots, if I list something and put "please make an offer", that means I don't have an asking price. Don't email me asking how much it is.
I have a bunch of shit that I honestly have no idea what it's worth.
RE: Moron of the week - Securb - 06-03-2014
Quote:Investigators said 57-year-old Jorge Lewis Rivera, of New Jersey, walked across a dark area of the highway, and after crossing the concrete median, he stopped in the middle of the travel lane and began drinking a beer.
While Rivera was in the roadway, a sport utility vehicle hit him, and he died at the scene.
Stopped to drink his last beer.
Quote:Police said Rivera was intoxicated at the time.
That is some fine police work there Lou. Did you need a tox-screen to figure that out?
Read more: http://www.wesh.com/news/pedestrian-killed-in-crash-on-deland-highway/26264956#ixzz33cbNo6PD
This week is the celebrity edition - Securb - 06-06-2014
Gwyneth Paltrow: Mean words hurt water's feelings
Quote:“I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter,” she wrote on her website GOOP. “I have long had Dr Emoto's coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.”
Her scientists friend Dr. Habib Sadeghi described an experiment where “Emoto poured pure water into vials labelled with negative phrases like 'I hate you' or 'Fear'. After 24 hours, the water was frozen, and no longer crystallised under the microscope: It yielded grey, misshapen clumps instead of beautiful lace-like crystals.”
In contrast, he wrote water labeled “'I love you' or 'Peace'” produced “gleaming, perfectly hexagonal crystals.
RE: Moron of the week - Speng - 06-06-2014
Wow, she's as smart as water. I love when stupid celebrities try to sound intelligent, deep or spiritual. It usually ends up like that.