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RE: Groan! - lreese - 12-14-2015
The Secret of a Scotsman's Kilt
A foreigner lady visitor cornered a Scotsman in the Highland Games ground and asked:
'I heard of Scotsmen and their kilts. Do you mind telling me what's worn under your kilt?
'Nothing is worn under the kilt Madam; everything is in good working order', answered the Scot smiling.
RE: Groan! - lreese - 12-14-2015
![[Image: dad2.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=600]](https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/dad2.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=600)
RE: Groan! - lreese - 12-14-2015
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RE: Groan! - lreese - 12-14-2015
![[Image: z-funny-16.jpg]](http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/z-funny-16.jpg)
RE: Groan! - lreese - 12-20-2015
![[Image: tumblr_nz4vk01yAY1rakka3o1_500.jpg]](http://40.media.tumblr.com/a969b7ba0e61828fb0734b09bb085ff8/tumblr_nz4vk01yAY1rakka3o1_500.jpg)
RE: Groan! - lreese - 12-20-2015
![[Image: tumblr_nywcjviaQ41rakka3o1_500.jpg]](http://40.media.tumblr.com/f26acf98be8cec5ecb54b0d84b450817/tumblr_nywcjviaQ41rakka3o1_500.jpg)
RE: Groan! - lreese - 12-22-2015
![[Image: tumblr_nyjes8ERqp1rakka3o1_500.jpg]](http://41.media.tumblr.com/114da19745006f580d441a446ec87d5b/tumblr_nyjes8ERqp1rakka3o1_500.jpg)
RE: Groan! - LesStrat - 12-22-2015
A man goes to the doctor for a check up. The doctor tells him, "Your vitals are good. All of your blood levels are perfect. How old are you, anyway?"
The man replies, "I'm 75."
Doctor: "75??? That's amazing! You are in perfect health. You could easily pass for 30 years younger. This must run in your family. How old was your father when he died?"
Old man: "Doc, who says my father is dead?"
Doctor: "Your father is still ALIVE? How old is he?"
Man: "He's 90. He still lives on his own and he still drives his own car."
Doctor: "That's incredible! This must be a genetic trait. It has to be in your DNA. How old was your grandfather when he died?"
Man: "Doc, who says my grandfather is dead?"
Doctor: "Your GRANDFATHER is still alive?!? How old is HE?"
Man: "He just turned 110."
Doctor: "110?!?"
Man: "Sure. Not only that, but he's about to marry a 20 year old girl."
Doctor: "What? Why in the world would a 110 year old man want to marry a 20 year old girl?"
Man: "Doc, who says he WANTS to get married?"
RE: Groan! - lreese - 12-22-2015
![[Image: tumblr_nygddys7AJ1rakka3o1_500.jpg]](http://40.media.tumblr.com/809d1aec676687914d9372aecc91ad65/tumblr_nygddys7AJ1rakka3o1_500.jpg)
RE: Groan! - GoldenVulture - 12-28-2015
Man dies after blowing up condom machine in attempted robbery
Quote:A man has died after a piece of metal from a condom machine that he and two accomplices blew up in an apparent attempted robbery struck him in the head, police say.- http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-29/condom-machine-blown-up-leaving-one-man-dead/7057388 -