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Tipping - ChrisH - 07-11-2009
Cant believe none of you homos mentioned tipping in the strip club. A strategically placed $100 will get you the best hand job of your life.
Tipping - Speng - 07-12-2009
ChrisH Wrote:tipping in the strip club
That right there is why I try to wash my hands after handling money, especially before eating. I'm not all OCD/Anal about it, I just think about what the average dollar bill goes through in the course of it's life.
Tipping - Securb - 07-12-2009
Speng Wrote:I just think about what the average dollar bill goes through in the course of it's life.
Like being rolled up and stuffed up someones nose. I am starting to think nothing good happens to a $100 bill.
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Tipping - 3dR3 - 07-12-2009
Speng Wrote:That right there is why I try to wash my hands after handling money, especially before eating. I'm not all OCD/Anal about it, I just think about what the average dollar bill goes through in the course of it's life.
hooch and i were discussing this at lunch one day
i almost never wash my hands after being in a strip club. the alcohol really relaxes my OCDness.
Securb Wrote:Like being rolled up and stuffed up someones nose. I am starting to think nothing good happens to a $100 bill.
oh, you use hundreds for that?
you can get a lot more than a handjob for 100... at least that's what i hear. i'm pretty sure 80 bucks gets you a stiff paper towel
Tipping - Speng - 07-12-2009
From now on all my monetary transactions will be done with change.
Tipping - Gator - 07-12-2009
Speng Wrote:From now on all my monetary transactions will be done with change.
You don't even want to know where they insert those quarters and dimes
Tipping - Hooch - 07-12-2009
Gator Wrote:You don't even want to know where they insert those quarters and dimes
They don't call it a coin slot for nothing.
Tipping - Securb - 07-14-2009
Went to Peetââ¬â¢s Coffee this morning to pickup up a couple of coffees. One black and one regular. The girl gives me two black coffees and points me to the condiment station where I can fix the coffees myself. They had the nerve to have the tip jar on the counter and they are giving service one notch below Dunkin Donuts. I have the urge to accidently knock my coffee over on the counter.
Tipping - 3dR3 - 07-14-2009
do that before you pay, then say something clever like "you know what, caffeine gives me the shits" and leave
Tipping - Speng - 07-14-2009
Securb Wrote:The girl gives me two black coffees and points me to the condiment station where I can fix the coffees myself.
Next time point to the front of your pants and tell her she can dig in your front pockets for the tip.