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Do we need another monkey? - Printable Version +- TMR Zoo Message Board (http://www.tmrzoo.com/boards) +-- Forum: Everything Else (http://www.tmrzoo.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=32) +--- Forum: Rants, Raves and Random Chatter (http://www.tmrzoo.com/boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=41) +--- Thread: Do we need another monkey? (/showthread.php?tid=3437) Pages:
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Do we need another monkey? - Securb - 08-30-2010 Groot Constantia, in the heart of Cape Town's wine country, can deal with inebriated holidaymakers ââ¬â but it is invading baboons which have developed a taste for its grapes that the wine makers are struggling with. Each day, dozens of Cape Baboons gather to strip the ancient vines ââ¬â the sauvignon blanc grapes are a particular favourite ââ¬â before heading into the mountains to sleep. A few, who sample fallen fruit that has fermented in the sun, pass out and don't make it home. "They are not just eating our grapes, they are raiding our kitchens and ripping the thatch off the roofs. They are becoming increasingly bold and destructive," said Jean Naude, general manager at the vineyard, which is celebrating its 325th birthday this year. Guards banging sticks and waving plastic snakes have been deployed with only limited success, and not even a blast of a vuvuzela, the plastic horn made famous at the World Cup, seems to frighten them. It is not just the vineyards in South Africawhich are under siege, however, but also the exclusive neighbouring suburb of Constantia, home to famous residents including Earl Spencer, Wilbur Smith and Nelson Mandela. Crisis meetings between animal welfare groups and traumatised locals are struggling to find a workable solution. Do we need another monkey? - Hooch - 08-30-2010 Securb Wrote:Crisis meetings between animal welfare groups and traumatised locals are struggling to find a workable solution. As we have learned over here in the TMR offices, there are only 2 "workable solutions." 1) Shoot the fuckers 2) Let them keep doing what they are doing until they get bored and stop. Everything else is futile and will only piss them off... and you really don't want a 200lb primate with a great arm, and an endless supply of feces, pissed off. Do we need another monkey? - 3dR3 - 09-07-2010 Hooch Wrote:As we have learned over here in the TMR offices, there are only 2 "workable solutions." it was funny once...... but only once. Do we need another monkey? - Securb - 05-05-2012 A man Largo police accused of speeding down East Bay Drive while intoxicated early Thursday morning had an unusual partner in crime: a monkey riding shotgun. Largo resident Eugene Kotelman, 36, passed a police cruiser in his Ford truck driving at about 70 mph shortly after midnight, police said. He was arrested on a felony DUI charge and was being held at the Pinellas County jail Thursday in lieu of $5,000 bail. Also in the truck with Kotelman was a "small monkey," according to police. The truck was seized and the monkey placed in the custody of one of Kotelman's friends, police said. Largo police Lt. Mike Loux said Kotelman has a "lengthy criminal history," including multiple arrests for DUI and driving with a suspended license. Do we need another monkey? - Speng - 05-05-2012 I need to get a trunk monkey. Do we need another monkey? - Hooch - 06-01-2012 http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10 ![]() Quote:Meet Pony. She is an orangutan from a small village in Borneo, where they cut down the rain forest to render the palm oil that gets sold abroad and made into lip salve, ice cream, chocolates, and cheese crackers. Do we need another monkey? - Securb - 06-01-2012 We would never get Cletus to leave the office Do we need another monkey? - Speng - 06-01-2012 I imagine it's a real bitch shaving an orangutan. |