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RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - Big Flannel - 05-28-2014

I need some of what those developers were smoking. I'll buy it.

RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - Dr. Vegetable - 05-28-2014

I am just not creative enough to do that. Plenty stoned, just not that creative...

RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - johnjohn - 05-28-2014

Can anyone confirm if this is real and when it's out, if not already?

And where do you get it?

RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - Big Flannel - 05-28-2014

(05-28-2014, 09:05 PM)johnjohn Wrote: Can anyone confirm if this is real and when it's out, if not already?

And where do you get it?

Its real. Its available through steam.

RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - johnjohn - 05-28-2014

Want!

~edit~ Found it!!!!
$10 :

http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930/

RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - CTN - 05-30-2014

this cracked me up:

Quote:Key Features

-You can be a goat
-Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
-Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
-MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
-In-game physics that spazz out all the time
-Seriously look at that goat's neck
-You can be a goat


RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - Speng - 05-30-2014

I've been bragging about being the alpha goat for years.

My friends give me shit because a few years ago at a kid's birthday party there was a petting zoo and I spent all the time hanging out with the goat drinking beer. It was an old, decrepit looking goat who just looked so sad. He didn't really have long to live and the owners said he was probably going to be put down soon. I just sat there, shared my multiple beers with the goat and gave the thing some attention.

Goats are just cool. We took my niece to a petting zoo when she was six or seven, they had all these baby goats running around butting into us. There was a big sign, "don't pick up the animals". We were all running around carrying goats and laughing.

Another time we went to the county zoo, my niece was maybe four. The petting zoo was full of hungry animals and we spent a lot of time feeding them. Eventually it came time to leave and she starts kissing all the animals, "Bye duck", "Bye goose", "Bye goat"...but the goat turned and she kissed it right on the asshole.

RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - Dr. Vegetable - 05-30-2014

*looks at avatar*

No shit!

RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - CTN - 05-30-2014

goats also taste delicious.

It was one of the staple meats at the table when I was growing up.

And here in Canada, friggin nobody eats 'em. Nigh impossible to find.

RE: Goat Simulator (04/01/2014) - GoldenVulture - 05-31-2014

Time for a pic of my favorite tree goats.
[Image: tumblr_my2ksoQaVY1s04h2ho1_1280.jpg]

Here's one with their pet Human.
[Image: Tree-Goats_Cleve.jpg]