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RE: Groan! - lreese - 08-30-2015
How many flies does it take to screw in lightbulb? Two - but I can't figure out how they got in the lightbulb.
RE: Groan! - lreese - 08-30-2015
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towl on his head.
The bartender asks, "Hey man, what's with the paper towl?"
The pirate replies, "Arghh, I have a bounty on me head!"
RE: Groan! - lreese - 08-30-2015
This thread might have groan a bit old..
Nah!
RE: Groan! - GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015
It'll be fresh in the moaning..
RE: Groan! - GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015
![[Image: enhanced-buzz-21685-1371468434-14.jpg]](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/6/17/7/enhanced-buzz-21685-1371468434-14.jpg)
RE: Groan! - GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015
![[Image: enhanced-buzz-12907-1366392958-3.jpg]](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/4/19/13/enhanced-buzz-12907-1366392958-3.jpg)
RE: Groan! - GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015
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RE: Groan! - GoldenVulture - 08-30-2015
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RE: Groan! - LesStrat - 08-31-2015
The guy who had to proofread Hitler's speeches was, literally, a grammar Nazi.
RE: Groan! - lreese - 08-31-2015
Did you hear about the dyslexic that went to a toga party dressed as a goat?