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The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - 3dR3 - 08-04-2009

sounds like and open, and shut casket to me.

The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Securb - 12-09-2010

In Britain's worst political violence in years, furious student protesters rained sticks and rocks on riot police, vandalized government buildings and attacked a car carrying Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla, after lawmakers approved a controversial hike in university tuition fees.

Demonstrators set upon the heir to the throne's limousine as it drove through London's West End shopping and entertainment hub. Protesters who had been running amok and smashing shop windows kicked and threw paint at the car, which sped off.

Charles' office, Clarence House, confirmed the attack but said "their royal highnesses are unharmed."

Police said it was unclear whether the royals had been deliberately targeted, or were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The couple arrived looking composed at the London Palladium theater, where they were attending a Royal Variety Performance. Their Rolls Royce limousine was left with a badly cracked rear window and was spattered with paint.

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The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Speng - 12-10-2010

Eerie image captured in woods

http://www.wdtn.com/dpp/news/strange/eerie-image-captured-in-woods

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BERWICK, Louisiana (WVLA) - A deer hunter captures a spooky image wandering through the Louisiana woods at night.

A hunter near Baton Rouge says he found this freaky photo on his deer stand camera.

The hunting camera was broken but the memory card was still there and so was this bizarre image.

It looks like a cross between a human and an animal, with long slender appendages and glowing eyes.

The hunter says he just hopes it's a vegetarian, if he runs into it in the woods again.

Some say it's a hoax because they have found the same picture with two different dates about a week apart.

But whether you believe its real or not, it's certainly an eerie image.

The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Speng - 07-18-2011

History made as nipple is found on foot

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3701059/History-made-as-nipple-is-found-on-foot.html

A YOUNG woman has made medical history after being discovered with a third nipple on her FOOT.

Startled researchers believe the 22-year-old's case is the first of its kind.

Between one to five per cent of the population are believed to suffer from the condition, which is clinically referred to as supernumerary breast tissue.

If present, extra nipples tend to be found above the waist.

Pop star Lily Allen famously has an extra nipple on her left breast. Bond baddie Scaramanga also suffered from a similar condition

But medical staff believe the nipple's appearance so far down the body, in this case, is a total one off.

It features in a report in scientific journal Dermatology Online.

Its authors wrote: "A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair.

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"Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma.

"To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot."

They went on to report it had been there since birth. There were no complaints of pain, and it remained looking and feeling the same. No one in her family had a similar condition. And it now measures four centimetres in diameter.

"Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands.

The report added: "Supernumerary breast tissue, known as SBT, is rarely found beyond the mammary line. But they have been seen before on the back, shoulder, face, and even thigh

The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Speng - 07-22-2011

Kids Find Dead Woman In Public Pool Two Days After Drowning

http://newsone.com/nation/associatedpress3/marie-joseph-dead-public-pool-2-days-fall-river/

FALL RIVER, Mass. — Authorities have closed all 30 state-run deep water public swimming pools in Massachusetts after a 36-year-old woman apparently drowned in a Fall River pool, but wasn’t discovered until two days later.

The closing announced Wednesday come a day after youngsters jumped over a fence at night for a clandestine swim and found Marie Joseph’s body floating in Veterans Memorial Pool at Lafayette Park.

The Department of Conservation and Recreation says the move will enable officials to review safety and operational procedures. The agency also suspended all workers at the pool.

Authorities were trying to determine if Joseph had been submerged in the pool since Sunday. Police Chief Daniel Racine says a 9-year-old boy Joseph was watching at the pool told them she slipped on a water slide and went underwater.

The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Securb - 07-22-2011

Speng Wrote:Kids Find Dead Woman In Public Pool Two Days After Drowning.

This is all over the news up here. They fired everyone who worked at the pool and the city health inspector. Fall River is a shithole of an area.

The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Hooch - 07-22-2011

Securb Wrote:Fall River is a shithole of an area.

I'd imagine public pool water so cloudy that you can't see a dead body in it would qualify it as a shithole, yes.

The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Speng - 08-17-2011

iPad Hip With Apes Now

http://www.complex.com/tech/2011/08/ipad-hip-with-apes-now

Milwaukee—city of the damned—has been the chief catalyst in granting the damn dirty apes with advanced technology, giving iPads to the orangutans at the Milwaukee County Zoo. Now two of the bloodthirsty creatures are already Apple addicts, fiending for their iPad sessions that occur once weekly (for now).

The orangutans already have preferences in games, shows and apps, and their preferences in weapons to overthrow the human race are probably not far behind. The zoo staff are already worried to give them total control of an iPad for fear that they might snap one in half in frustration (SYMBOLISM! STATUE OF LIBERTY! IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG!)

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The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Speng - 08-17-2011

BEAR’S EATING ME, GIRL TOLD MUM IN CALL

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/265455/Bear-s-eating-me-girl-told-mum-in-call

A DISTRAUGHT mother listened on a mobile phone as her teenage daughter was eaten alive by a brown bear and its three cubs.

Olga Moskalyova, 19, gave an horrific hour-long running commentary on her own death in three separate calls as the wild animals killed her.

She screamed: “Mum, the bear is eating me! Mum, it’s such agony. Mum, help!’”

Her mother Tatiana said that at first thought she was joking. “But then I heard the real horror and pain in Olga’s voice, and the sounds of a bear growling and chewing.”

She added: “I could have died then and there from shock.”

Unknown to Tatiana, the bear had already killed her husband Igor Tsyganenkov – Olga’s stepfather – by overpowering him, breaking his neck and smashing his skull. Olga, a trainee psychologist, saw the *attack on her stepfather in tall grass and reeds by a river in Russia and fled for 70 yards before the mother bear grabbed her leg.

As the creature toyed with her, she managed to call Tatiana several times during the prolonged attack. Tatiana rang her husband – not knowing he was *already dead – but got no answer.

She alerted the police and relatives in the village of Termalniy, near Petropavlovsk Kamchatskiy, in the extreme east of Siberia.

She begged them to rush to the river where the pair had gone to retrieve a fishing rod that Igor had left.

In a second call, a weak Olga gasped: “Mum, the bears are back. She came back and brought her three babies. They’re... eating me”.

Finally, in her last call – almost an hour after the first – Olga sensed she was on the verge of death.

With the bears having apparently left her to die, she said: “Mum, it’s not hurting anymore. I don’t feel the pain. Forgive me for everything, I love you so much.”

The call cut off and that was the last Tatiana heard from her *daughter. Half an hour later, Igor’s brother Andrei arrived with police to find the mother bear still devouring his body. Badly mauled Olga was also dead.

Six hunters were sent in by the emergency services to kill the mother bear and her three cubs.

The double killing is the latest in a spate of bear attacks across *Russia, as the hungry animals seek food in areas where people have *encroached and settled on their former habitat.

The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Hooch - 08-17-2011

If those bears learn how to use an iPad, we're ALL fucked