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Skank Of The Week - Speng - 09-18-2008

I'm more a toaster strudel kind of guy


Skank Of The Week - 3dR3 - 09-19-2008

strudel gives me diarrhea


Skank Of The Week - Securb - 09-29-2008

Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday evening in Santa Barbara County, Calif.

"Around 4:30 p.m., a female witness saw Heather Locklear driving erratically while leaving a parking lot in Montecito," California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall tells PEOPLE. "The witness said Locklear was revving her engine loudly, and backed over a pair of sunglasses several times."

Soon after, the witness – who apparently didn't recognize the actress – spotted Locklear, 47, stopped on a nearby highway, exiting her vehicle.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20229432,00.html

[Image: heather_locklear240.jpg]


Skank Of The Week - 3dR3 - 09-29-2008

Securb Wrote:Heather Locklear was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday evening in Santa Barbara County, Calif.

"Around 4:30 p.m., a female witness saw Heather Locklear driving erratically while leaving a parking lot in Montecito," California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Marshall tells PEOPLE. "The witness said Locklear was revving her engine loudly, and backed over a pair of sunglasses several times."

Soon after, the witness – who apparently didn't recognize the actress – spotted Locklear, 47, stopped on a nearby highway, exiting her vehicle.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20229432,00.html

[Image: heather_locklear240.jpg]

i'd bang her still.


Skank Of The Week - Speng - 09-29-2008

She looks really baked


Skank Of The Week - Securb - 10-08-2008

Reports are swirling that Britney Spears' little sister Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, who gave birth to a daughter in July, is pregnant again.

But this time, pals are begging her to consider other options.

According to unidentified sources, Jamie Lynn didn't know a woman can get pregnant while breast-feeding. (Because mother's milk is a sure-fire contraceptive?)

“Jamie Lynn is eight weeks pregnant right now, and she and her mom [Lynne Spears] are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out."

Well, so much for their efforts.

Of course, the National Enquirer is the main source of these stories.


Skank Of The Week - Prog - 10-08-2008

This is not news, it's daily life in Louisiana.


Skank Of The Week - Speng - 10-08-2008

WTF, haven't people ever heard of birth control...stupid farking hillbillies.

The only surefire way to prevent pregnacies is to have sex underwater, duh.


Skank Of The Week - Prog - 10-08-2008

Speng Wrote:The only surefire way to prevent pregnacies is to have sex underwater, duh.

Dumbass. You hop on one foot after sex to prevent getting pregnant.


Skank Of The Week - 3dR3 - 10-09-2008

I thought you had to stand on your head..... dammit!!