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Corn. - karpathion - 03-05-2020

I took a poo this morning, and there was one whole kernel of corn in it, but there is a problem. I haven't eaten one bit of corn in anything in probably 3 months. Keep in mind, this was not turd looking kernel of corn. That bitch looked brand new, shiny, and you'd think it was gold in the right light. 

Were did this amazing, pristine, almost divine kernel of corn come from? It had to be immaculate birth. There is no way that sat in my stomach for 3 months, and just now came out looking all shiny and new like the day it was born.

The world still never ceases to amaze me with it's wonders.