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The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - 3dR3 - 02-18-2009
that's just like the condom I have from 1997!
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Hooch - 02-18-2009
3dR3 Wrote:that's just like the condom I have from 1997!
No, with you that would be like having a gun, needing it, but not firing it. :shifty:
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Securb - 02-20-2009
MONROE -- A Monroe Correctional Complex prisoner with a history of mental illness was rushed to the hospital Thursday after his second attempt to cut off his penis.
The prisoner, 49, already had amputated much of his genitals several years ago, prison spokeswoman Cathy Kopoian said.
On Thursday the man apparently used a razor blade to cut off what remained.
He was rushed by medics to Providence Regional Medical Center Everett with serious cuts to the groin, she said. Doctors there sent the man to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, the region's trauma center.
Prisoners are permitted basic necessities, including razors, under state law, she said. Prison officials didn't consider the man at risk to harm himself.
The man was convicted July 1, 1977, for aggravated first-degree murder, Kopoian said. He's serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole in the special offenders unit, a part of the prison reserved for treating prisoners with mental health issues.
Self-administered penile amputations are a dangerous and painful form of self-mutilation, said Dr. Thomas Walsh, a urologist at UW Medical Center, a specialty treatment center.
"It can be life-threatening," he said.
If blood loss can be stopped, the patient usually can be stabilized. Prison officials didn't know the prisoner's condition Thursday afternoon.
Whenever possible, doctors attempt to reattach the organ, a complicated and costly procedure, Walsh said. The success rate is typically around 50 percent.
Penile amputation is a rare condition and doctors in Seattle deal with only about one case each year, the urologist said.
This kind of self-mutilation typically is caused by psychosis, said Dr. Bruce Gage, the chief of psychiatry for the state Department of Corrections.
"People who cut themselves or hurt themselves are rarely trying to kill themselves," he said.
More often they are trying to bring about some kind of change or find relief from inner pain, Gage said.
Other psychiatric problems, including personality disorders, also can cause people to hurt themselves. It's most often not associated with people with gender identity issues, he said.
Treatments vary depending on the underlying condition, Gage said.
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - 3dR3 - 02-20-2009
any guy that messes up his penis has to be mentally ill......
why would you cut off your only reason for being here?
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Prog - 02-20-2009
Securb Wrote:Self-administered penile amputations are a dangerous and painful form of self-mutilation, said Dr. Thomas Walsh, a urologist at UW Medical Center, a specialty treatment center.
Isn't that the no shit quote of the century.
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Securb - 02-20-2009
Securb Wrote:Self-administered penile amputations are a dangerous and painful.
So when someone else hacks off you junk it feels just dandy? :confused:
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Prog - 02-22-2009
Securb Wrote:So when someone else hacks off you junk it feels just dandy? :confused:
Ask John Bobbitt.
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - 3dR3 - 02-23-2009
you could probably secure a phone interview with him about it......
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Securb - 03-09-2009
Worker burned in fall into deep-fryer unit
NASHUA, NH ââ¬â A man was burned last night when he fell into a deep-fryer unit at a fried chicken restaurant, officials said.
The incident happened at the Kentucky Fried Chicken branch at 677 Daniel Webster Highway, officials said.
District Fire Chief Al Poulin said the 20-year-old man, whose identity wasn't available, had been cleaning an exhaust hood over the fryer.
"He slipped and fell, and he fell down into the Friolator," Poulin said.
The man suffered burns to both arms, his face and his chest, Poulin said. The severity of the burns was not known, he said. The man was taken to a local hospital for treatment.
Late last month, three employees of the same KFC were taken to a hospital for decontamination after a hoax phone call directed employees to test the eatery's fire-suppressant system.
Police continue to investigate that matter
The "Holy Fucking Shit" Thread - Hooch - 03-09-2009
Sounds like it's time to shut a certain KFC down.