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I can't imagine the smell - Securb - 11-18-2008

THE world’s fattest man has finally managed to consummate his marriage after friends built him a “sex ramp”.

Tubby Manuel Uribe, 43, slimmed down to 47st for his wedding to Claudia Solis, 38, two weeks ago.

He was carted to the ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun.

So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body.

This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts.

And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God.

“We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”

The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions.

One friend in Monterrey, Mexico, said: “He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel.”

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I can't imagine the smell - Speng - 11-18-2008

I bet it's a nice blend of swamp ass, fat roll cheese and bed sores.

Dude looks like Jabba..I bet that leg right there weighs more then I do.

I can't imagine the smell - Prog - 11-18-2008

There's one video I hope never gets released.

I can't imagine the smell - Speng - 11-18-2008

No pictures of the blushing bride?

I can't imagine the smell - Prog - 11-18-2008

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I can't imagine the smell - Securb - 11-18-2008

Must smell like dead flesh and rotten fish when they screw ...in Mexico!

I can't imagine the smell - 3dR3 - 11-18-2008

hmm she's not that ugly.. he must have a huge cock or a lot of money, fat fuck.

I can't imagine the smell - Hooch - 11-18-2008

3dR3 Wrote:hmm she's not that ugly.. he must have a huge cock or a lot of money, fat fuck.

He's also got tits bigger than her entire body.

I can't imagine the smell - 3dR3 - 11-18-2008

I only saw one nipple...

I can't imagine the smell - Securb - 11-18-2008

She probally thought she would never have to fuck him she must want to kill the asshole that built that ramp