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RE: Moron of the week - Agileguy - 04-16-2015 RE: Moron of the week - Securb - 04-17-2015 Quote:Chinese man hospitalised after airport toilet COLLAPSED when he stood and squatted on it because he thought it was dirty. A passenger waiting to board a plane in an airport terminal has been hospitalised with deep cuts on his leg and buttocks after he broke a toilet he was squatting on. RE: Moron of the week - LesStrat - 04-17-2015 I think he exposed himself to a few extra germs with that approach. I didn't think squatters were allowed in airports. I know they are run out of bus stations. RE: Moron of the week - youngthrasher9 - 04-18-2015 That's what the kids nowadays call "gargoyling". I clean outhouses and bathrooms at a lake campground, this is the kind of shit I know. RE: Moron of the week - Securb - 07-05-2015 I have bolded the words that tend to show up the most in this thread. Quote:A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday. RE: Moron of the week - LesStrat - 07-05-2015 RE: Moron of the week - GoldenVulture - 07-05-2015 RE: Moron of the week - Dr. Vegetable - 07-26-2015 Zoo Trespassing: Ohio Man Charged After Filming Self Petting Cougars http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/zoo-trespassing-ohio-man-charged-after-filming-self-petting-cougars-n398556 A relative of mine worked in a zoo and told me about someone who tried this once. The big cat was grooving along when it suddenly whipped its head around and bit his middle finger off at the first knuckle, puling out several inches of tendon along with it. (It hurts just to type that!) This moron was lucky. RE: Moron of the week - Dr. Vegetable - 08-01-2015 Armadillos are bulletproof. Who knew? http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/texas-man-injured-after-bullet-ricochets-armadillo-n402236 RE: Moron of the week - LesStrat - 08-01-2015 Color me skeptical. |