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Moron of the week - Prog - 08-08-2008
Well, you wouldn't want the cops to think it was anything out of the ordinary.
Moron of the week - Prog - 08-08-2008
In a grim attempt at revenge against his estranged wife, a British businessman committed suicide by decapitation in his Aston Martin sports car, the U.K.'s Daily Mail reported Friday.
According to the Mail, Gerald Mellin, 54, had been consumed with dark thoughts surrounding his 34-year-old wife's decision to leave him.
The day before his death, a court had granted Mirielle Mellin additional alimony, the Mail reported.
Following the decision, in the last contact with his wife, Mellin sent a text message reading, "Congratulations, XXX."
The businessman then reportedly tied one end of a rope he kept in his Aston Martin convertible to a tree and wrapped the other end of it around his neck as he sat in the driver's seat. He then drove the car at a high speed onto a busy road, forcing other drivers to witness his violent suicide, the Mail said.
Phillip Rogers, the coroner assigned to the case, ruled the cause of death as decapitation.
"I'm satisfied this was a deliberate attempt by Mr. Mellin to kill himself."
Moron of the week - Securb - 08-08-2008
I am trying to get my head around this.....so you are saying there is an Aston Martin I can pickup dirt cheap?
Moron of the week - Chef_Tony - 08-09-2008
Securb Wrote:I am trying to get my head around this.....so you are saying there is an Aston Martin I can pickup dirt cheap?
No kidding, my head is rolling around just thinking about that.
Moron of the week - Speng - 08-10-2008
I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread, but I HAD to post it:
![[Image: img4885ee6daf9c6.jpg]](http://www.sexyandfunny.com/_oddity_media/img_orig/img4885ee6daf9c6.jpg)
Moron of the week - Prog - 08-10-2008
None of you guys know how close Little Elm is to Denton, right?
Moron of the week - Chef_Tony - 08-10-2008
Prog Wrote:None of you guys know how close Little Elm is to Denton, right?
I'm thinking it has to be pretty close.
Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 08-11-2008
i liked the linked article's title "stop. hammer time"
motor oil?
Moron of the week - Securb - 08-11-2008
Hooch Wrote:"He removed the hammer from his anus and sat upright but didn't say anything"
true poetry
I can hear that line in an Alanis Morissette song.
Moron of the week - Speng - 08-11-2008
Perhaps he was trying to hit the gerbil that somehow crawled into his asshole.