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Moron of the week - Securb - 09-10-2008
Speng Wrote:That sounds like a real life Nigerian scam. I can't believe people fall for that shit.
I think it was Mexicans
Moron of the week - TooFunny - 09-10-2008
Ohio man suffocates after getting stuck in his apartment window
COLUMBUS, Ohio - Authorities in Ohio say a man who was locked out of his apartment tried to climb through a window, got stuck and suffocated.
Jack Kasler was found with his legs dangling from the window of his apartment in Columbus.
Franklin County Coroner Brad Lewis said Kasler was lying in a position where his diaphragm was prevented from contracting. Lewis said it's not clear why the 45-year-old man couldn't push himself through the first-floor window or how long he had been hanging there before he died Friday.
The neighbourhood is a high-crime area and police said a passer-by told them she didn't stop to help because she thought Kasler was a burglar.
Someone else called police after realizing that Kasler wasn't moving.
Moron of the week - Prog - 09-10-2008
FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (AP) -- Talk about a Big Mac attack! Don Gorske says he has eaten 23,000 of the burgers in 36 years.
The Fond du Lac man said he hit the 23,000 milestone last month, continuing a culinary obsession that began May 17, 1972, and is fed by his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"I enjoy them every day," said Gorske, 54. "I need two to fill me up."
Gorske has kept every burger receipt in a box. He says he was always fascinated with numbers, and watching McDonald's track its number of customers motivated him to track his own consumption.
Despite a diet some would call unhealthy, Gorske says he keeps himself in good shape. He says he's 6-foot-2 and weighs 185 pounds, and walks as many as 10 miles a day.
He used to order fries every day in the 1980s but began to cut back in the '90s, now eating them about once a month. He eats two Big Macs and two parfaits a day. Gorske has written a book about his experience.
"Sometimes people call me a freak but it doesn't bother me. I just say respect people as they are," he told The Associated Press. "I just want to make sure people understand I'm not going to change."
He can instantly recall the eight days in which he failed to satisfy his craving. One was in 1988, the day his mother died, to respect a request she made.
"I made a promise to her and I always keep my promises," he said. "I also promised her I wouldn't cut my hair and in 20 years I haven't."
He twice failed to attack a Big Mac because of his job. A correctional-institution employee, he said a number of work emergencies kept him on the clock past midnight so he recorded those days as missed days.
Three other times he was traveling and couldn't find a McDonald's. He also went Big Mac-less on Thanksgiving Day 2000, and during a 1982 snowstorm that prevented the local McDonald's franchise from opening.
"That's when I started a habit where I kept them in the freezer," he said. He keeps one or two burgers on hand but increases his inventory to four to five during the winter.
Moron of the week - Speng - 09-10-2008
Have you seen Don Gorske? He looks like if John Lennon and Corky had a baby...just a freaky looking dude...he was in Super Size Me.
Moron of the week - Speng - 09-10-2008
Chocklit Wrote:COLUMBUS, Ohio...neighbourhood
It's spelled neighborhood in America.
Moron of the week - Prog - 09-16-2008
Two Louisiana high school girls are fighting their expulsion and criminal charges after officials discovered laxative-laced cupcakes left in the teachers' lounge.
Jeannie Nguyen, 17, of Kenner, and Kamrin Kennedy, 17, of Marrero, were expelled from Patrick F. Taylor Science and Technology Academy after their principal, Kristi Phillippi, found 22 cupcakes made with the over-the-counter laxative MiraLAX, The Times-Picayune reported.
Authorities said that Nguyen and Kennedy made the cupcakes as a senior prank, but other students warned a teacher to avoid the treats, the New Orleans paper said.
The girls admitted adding the laxative to a cupcake mix and icing, according to a police report. They were booked on charges of mingling harmful substances, which carries a two-year prison sentence and $1,000 fine as punishment, and were suspended for the rest of the school year, The Times-Picayune said.
It's a punishment that parents are calling too tough.
"We're not justifying what these kids did," Kamrin's mother, Marietta Kennedy, told the paper. "But the thing is, we just think the punishment doesn't fit the crime."
Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 09-16-2008
^^ oh shits ^^
Moron of the week - Speng - 09-16-2008
That laxative trick can be pretty harmful to some people.
It doesn't make it any less funny though.
Moron of the week - Prog - 09-17-2008
Actor Ryan O'Neal and his son, Redmond, were arrested Wednesday at the actor's Malibu, Calif., home for alleged drug possession, a sheriff's spokesman confirms.
"This morning, deputies were doing a routine sweep to make sure Redmond was adhering to his probation," sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said. "Upon searching the premises, the younger O'Neal was found in possession of narcotics. Later, a vial of drugs were found in the elder O'Neal's bedroom. We believe the drugs found were methamphetamines."
Both Ryan, 67, and Redmond, 23, were held at a local sheriff's station before both posted $10,000 bail each and were released from custody around noon.
Redmond O'Neal's mother is Farrah Fawcett and his half-sister is Tatum O'Neal, who was arrested July 1 in New York City for trying to buy drugs.
Reps for Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett weren't immediately available for comment.
Redmond has a history of drug abuse, having entered rehab in 2004 for heroin use. This past June, he pleaded guilty to drug possession and one misdemeanor DUI charge.
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Moron of the week - Speng - 09-17-2008
Those O'Neals are a crazy bunch.