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Moron of the week - Prog - 10-03-2008

On the guy who shot himself because he didn't get any: I'd look like swiss cheese by now.

On the fat bitch: She owes KFC a thank you for getting her ass out of there.


Moron of the week - Speng - 10-03-2008

Prog Wrote:On the fat bitch: She owes KFC a thank you for getting her ass out of there.

That was my thought, holy shit, a 14 piece bucket, six bags of fries and two sodas. Sure that was two people but still....holy shit.


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-03-2008

Don't forget, 3 times a week she was in there.


Moron of the week - TooFunny - 10-04-2008

Prog Wrote:On the guy who shot himself because he didn't get any: I'd look like swiss cheese by now.

...and pity sex is so unsatisfying.


Moron of the week - Securb - 10-04-2008

Speng Wrote:That was my thought, holy shit, a 14 piece bucket, six bags of fries and two sodas. Sure that was two people but still....holy shit.


I would be in bed for two days running back and forth to the john.


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-04-2008

Chocklit Wrote:...and pity sex is so unsatisfying.

Not for me.


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-04-2008

Austrian police say a man set his wife's parents on fire with a home-made flame thrower, killing them.

Chief investigator Anton Kiesl says the 48-year-old man set the elderly couple on fire as they lay in bed late Friday using a flame thrower he made from a propane gas container.

Kiesl said the woman burned to death in her bed and her husband's body was found on a bench outside their home in St. Magdalena am Lemberg in the southeast.

Both victims were in their 80s; the woman was bedridden.

Kiesl said Saturday the man fled and attempted to commit suicide by stabbing himself in the stomach. He is currently in an induced coma.


Moron of the week - Speng - 10-04-2008

Securb Wrote:I would be in bed for two days running back and forth to the john.

I sharted as I read the story.


Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 10-06-2008

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she wants to be a nurse??

step one: don't eat that shit....

step two: if you do, eat it in moderation...

i guess she's also saving up for gastric bypass surgery..

it would seem they couldn't also fit her friend in the shot..


Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 10-06-2008

if only this thread was a dating game...... I'm sure the KFC girl would have given that dude some pitty sex.....

or after about 8 pieces of kfc he could have picked a nice greasy spot and fucked it.