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Moron of the week - Prog - 10-08-2008

I want one billion dollars because I didn't fuck up anything!


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-09-2008

An angry driver in Canada extinguished a lit cigarette in the eye of a police officer writing him a parking ticket on Tuesday, the Vancouver Sun reported.

Jozef Baksay, 55, was charged with assault with a weapon and assault of a peace officer, West Vancouver police told the Sun.

Baksay began verbally abusing the officer before pushing the lit cigarette into his right eye hard enough to put it out. Luckily, the policeman was able to close his eye before the cigarette hit it, so that the damage was done to his eye lid, officer Fred Harding told the Sun.

"He was clearly upset but he was fine," Harding told the Sun. "It looks like there's no long-lasting injuries."

But Harding added that the disturbing incident is unprecedented in his career.


Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 10-09-2008

Prog Wrote:I want one billion dollars because I didn't fuck up anything!

I don't even want that much.....

Where is my "I'm smart enough to not need a bail out" check? :lol:

or my "I looked for a house and mortgage I could afford" check

or my "I live within my means" check...

seems like the government should pay me for being smart enough to no penalize myself financially for making stupid decisions.


Moron of the week - Chef_Tony - 10-09-2008

Prog Wrote:Luckily, the policeman was able to close his eye before the cigarette hit it,

Wow, lucky.

Yeah, that's what I call being a police officer that has the reflexes of a three toed sloth. He should have had his nightstick halfway up this jokers ass by the time it would have taken him to put the cigarette out in his EYE!!!!!

I don't know who the bigger moron is, the cop or the BG.


Moron of the week - Securb - 10-09-2008

Chef_Tony Wrote:Wow, lucky.

Yeah, that's what I call being a police officer that has the reflexes of a three toed sloth. He should have had his nightstick halfway up this jokers ass by the time it would have taken him to put the cigarette out in his EYE!!!!!

I don't know who the bigger moron is, the cop or the BG.

If that was a NYC or LA cop we would have never heard the story shifty


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-09-2008

Securb Wrote:If that was a NYC or LA cop we would have never heard the story shifty

Sure we would. "Angry driver makes move towards cop, leaves face imprint in car hood."


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-10-2008

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Hollywood police say a man wielding a hammer lost a fight to a man with a letter opener.

Police say the men were fighting early Thursday morning when they both grabbed their weapon. The man with the letter opener stabbed the other man. Someone then called 911.

When officers arrived, the victim refused to cooperate or say what the argument was about. He's being treated at Memorial Regional Hospital. His condition is not yet known.

The men's identities have not been released.


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-10-2008

Joe Son, who played the character Random Task in the first "Austin Powers" movie, has been charged by California authorities in connection with an unsolved 1990 Christmas Eve gang rape.

Son pleaded guilty in May to felony vandalism, which required him to give a DNA sample — which eventually connected him to the rape, police say.

Son, 37, was charged Oct. 1 with five felony counts of forcible rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulations, one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force according to an Orange County District Attorney's Office release about an arrest in the case.

A friend of the actor filed the original vandalism police report, in which the friend identified Son as an actor in the "Austin Powers" movie, Susan Kang Schroeder, public affairs counsel for the D.A.'s office, told FOXNews.com.

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Moron of the week - Securb - 10-10-2008

I wonder if they played this during the attack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6JcuxhDPHI


Moron of the week - Speng - 10-10-2008

Prog Wrote:Luckily, the policeman was able to close his eye before the cigarette hit it

Way to go officer, nice blinking. Must be those catlike reflexes that the job requires.