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Moron of the week - Securb - 10-20-2008

Chocklit Wrote:...small dogs, that is. Among other things.

In an attempt to upgrade the tone of this thread, I hereby submit this story of a noble Canadian farmer fighting for his rights:

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I dont get it!?!? Did the farmer have a claw hammer in his ass? A steel rod in his penis?


Moron of the week - TooFunny - 10-20-2008

Milk, Securb. He sells milk.

>>>sigh.


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-20-2008

And he's too cheap to have the proper pasturizing equipment because he has a hammer up his ass?


Moron of the week - Speng - 10-20-2008

Chocklit Wrote:In an attempt to upgrade the tone of this thread, I hereby submit this story of a noble Canadian farmer fighting for his rights:

This thread doesn't need a change of tone, I came to read about morons....post this kind of crap in your "Heroes" thread so I don't accidentally read it.


Moron of the week - Speng - 10-20-2008

Prog Wrote:And he's too cheap to have the proper pasturizing equipment because he has a hammer up his ass?

No no, he doesn't have the room for the proper pasturizing equipment because of all the boxes of child porn in his barn...it's a huge collection.


Moron of the week - Securb - 10-20-2008

Bet he has a great grip from milking all those kids...er ..um.. I mean cows.


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-20-2008

Securb Wrote:Bet he has a great grip from milking all those kids...er ..um.. I mean cows.

I got it! He doesn't want to share the milking machine with the cows.


Moron of the week - Speng - 10-20-2008

Prog Wrote:I got it! He doesn't want to share the milking machine with the cows.

Must be related to the dude who was at the car wash using the vacuum.


Moron of the week - Prog - 10-20-2008

It's a dairy circle jerk.


Moron of the week - Speng - 10-20-2008

Stay away from the cheese curds