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Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 01-26-2009

Prog Wrote:A man murdered his estranged wife after he became “enraged” that she had changed her marital status to single on the social networking site Facebook.

Edward Richardson, 41, was found guilty of stabbing to death Sarah Richardson, 26, a hairdresser, in her parents’ house in Staffordshire on May 12 last year.

Fiona Cortese of the Crown Prosecution Service said: “Richarsdon became enraged when Sarah changed her marital status on Facebook to single and decided to go and see her as she was not responding to his messages.”

Stafford Crown Court heard that Richardson, a carpenter from Biddulph, Stoke-on-Trent, had sought out Mrs Richardson in her parents house and entered by breaking the front door window.

“Once inside he found Sarah in her bedroom and subjected her to a frenzied and brutal attack with a knife and then attempted to take his own life,” said Ms Cortese.

She said: “We hope that today’s guilty verdict will go some way to easing the pain of Sarah’s friends and family after losing her in such a violent and abrupt way.”

just a heads up to those of you over 40, single, and dating via the internet... shit happens... get over it


Moron of the week - Securb - 01-26-2009

This is going to be tough to top!

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."


Moron of the week - Prog - 01-27-2009

Denton, TX - Friends of man who shot himself over the weekend in Denton reportedly went to a movie instead of helping the victim.

The Dallas Morning News reports officers responded to a gunshot wound call in the 1600 block of Boyd Street on Saturday night and found a man with a gunshot wound to the head.

During the investigation, witnesses to the shooting told police they were upset and went to a movie to calm down.

They also told officers the victim took the bullets out of a gun, set them on a coffee table and then placed the gun to his head before pulling the trigger. The man then loaded the gun and fired, shooting himself in his head.

Two other people, who had been asleep in another room at the time of the shooting, came to the man's aid after his other friends left.

The victim, whose name has not been released, is currently in intensive care at Baylor University Medical Center in Dallas.

Investigators are still trying to figure out if the shooting was intentional or an accident. No charges have been filed but police said the investigation is ongoing.


Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 01-27-2009

Securb Wrote:This is going to be tough to top!

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

seems like he got what he desrved


Moron of the week - Speng - 01-28-2009

3dR3 Wrote:seems like he got what he desrved

C'mon, that raccoon was just asking for it. Going out wearing all that eyeliner looking all sexy, how could you not want to screw it?

Fucking slutty raccoons.....nothing changes


Moron of the week - Speng - 01-28-2009

Pennsylvania Boy Loses Hand, Leg From Fireworks

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,484412,00.html

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

AP

LATROBE, Pa. —
Police say a western Pennsylvania boy who lost his right hand and leg in an explosion has acknowledged playing with a powerful firework, and was not targeted or threatened as he first told police.

Latrobe police say the 17-year-old boy was playing with a large firecracker like an M-80 in his grandmother's house Jan. 10.

The boy kept lighting and extinguishing the fuse and when it wouldn't go out, police say he put the firework between his thighs and covered it with his right hand in hopes of muffling the explosion.

The boy remains in a Pittsburgh hospital with severe injuries to his left leg.

Police say the boy first told them the explosive blew up in a backpack after he was the target of threats from unknown people.


Moron of the week - Prog - 01-29-2009

He should of placed it a little higher between his legs so he can't reproduce.


Moron of the week - Prog - 01-30-2009

CHICAGO — A 33-year-old Chicago man is being held without bond in connection with the stabbing death of his brother over a $2 debt.

Phillip Binder allegedly stabbed to death his brother, 35-year-old Charles Binder, in front of other family members in their South Side home.

Phillip Binder first approached his brother Charles outside their home. Assistant Cook County State's Attorney Mike O'Malley said once the two were inside, Phillip Binder took a large knife from the kitchen and plunged it once into his brother's chest.

After the stabbing, Phillip Binder allegedly told his aunt she was lucky she didn't die too.

According to the arrest report, the altercation began over a crack cocaine debt.


Moron of the week - Securb - 01-30-2009

Prog Wrote:CHICAGO — A 33-year-old Chicago man is being held without bond in connection with the stabbing death of his brother over a $2 debt.

Phillip Binder allegedly stabbed to death his brother, 35-year-old Charles Binder, in front of other family members in their South Side home.

Phillip Binder first approached his brother Charles outside their home. Assistant Cook County State's Attorney Mike O'Malley said once the two were inside, Phillip Binder took a large knife from the kitchen and plunged it once into his brother's chest.

After the stabbing, Phillip Binder allegedly told his aunt she was lucky she didn't die too.

According to the arrest report, the altercation began over a crack cocaine debt.

How much cocaine can you buy for $2? WTF!


Moron of the week - Chef_Tony - 01-30-2009

Prog Wrote:According to the arrest report, the altercation began over a crack cocaine debt.


Really? I would have NEVER guessed that. ;)