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Moron of the week - Securb - 03-16-2009
Man strips naked, runs down Schuylkill Expressway
By STEPHANIE FARR
Philadelphia Daily News
[EMAIL="farrs@phillynews.com"]farrs@phillynews.com[/EMAIL] 215-854-4225
It takes cojones to run on the narrow shoulder of the Schuylkill Expressway.
But that doesn't mean drivers want to see them.
An Emerson, N.J., man surprised motorists along a busy stretch of the Schuylkill in Lower Merion, Montgomery County, about 10:30 a.m. yesterday when he ditched his Toyota Camry in the passing lane, stepped out of the car and stripped nude, state police said.
Darian A. Behrang, 28, then took a jog westbound on the Expressway and made it about a mile before state police responded, they said.
Troopers eventually caught up to Behrang and were forced to engage in a short struggle with the naked man, according to a news release.
Cops wouldn't speculate on what prompted the exhibitionist to jog along the busy roadway, but they did say Behrang was taken to Hahnemann University Hospital for "observation and treatment."
He was charged with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure and resisting arrest. *
Moron of the week - Prog - 03-16-2009
A Florida man wearing an "I ââ¢Â¥ My Marriage" t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by strangulation charge. According to a police report, Gellert, pictured in the below mug shot, got into an argument with his wife and "screamed at the victim and threw numerous items." He then allegedly "grabbed the victim's neck and strangled her," which "prevented the victim from breathing normally." Gellert's wife subsequently fled the couple's Apollo Beach home and went to a nearby sheriff's office to report the incident. Investigators noted that the woman had been "taken to the ground by the arrestee and suffered an abrasion to her knee and red marks on her neck." The "I ââ¢Â¥ My Marriage" shirt was a promotional item tied to the 2008 movie "Fireproof," a Christian-themed film starring Kirk Cameron. The movie, a hit in evangelical circles, centers on a fireman's religious awakening and his simultaneous effort to save a failing marriage.
![[Image: 0316093marriage1.jpg]](http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0316093marriage1.jpg)
Moron of the week - Speng - 03-16-2009
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/lo...Encounter.html
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.
Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new, the sheriff's office said.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3065/2882526034_5a0d3487e2.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1106/1012075526_af38890d97.jpg?v=0
Moron of the week - Securb - 03-16-2009
If you put something in your vagina called Milwakee Sawz-all yuou deserve what you get.
Moron of the week - Speng - 03-16-2009
He probably thought she was really into it because she was screaming...until her lip fell off and the blood poured forth from her womb.
Moron of the week - Securb - 03-17-2009
Can't people just be happy they are fucking ...I don't get all the whips, chains and hand grenades.
Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 03-18-2009
Speng Wrote:Son Pleasures himself then Punches Mom
19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.
being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.
sorry but that makes me laugh a little.....
lube it up son
Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 03-18-2009
Hooch Wrote:oops
nah........ they were sending a message :shifty:
Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 03-18-2009
Securb Wrote:Man strips naked, runs down Schuylkill Expressway
By STEPHANIE FARR
Philadelphia Daily News
[EMAIL="farrs@phillynews.com"]farrs@phillynews.com[/EMAIL] 215-854-4225
It takes cojones to run on the narrow shoulder of the Schuylkill Expressway.
But that doesn't mean drivers want to see them.
An Emerson, N.J., man surprised motorists along a busy stretch of the Schuylkill in Lower Merion, Montgomery County, about 10:30 a.m. yesterday when he ditched his Toyota Camry in the passing lane, stepped out of the car and stripped nude, state police said.
Darian A. Behrang, 28, then took a jog westbound on the Expressway and made it about a mile before state police responded, they said.
Troopers eventually caught up to Behrang and were forced to engage in a short struggle with the naked man, according to a news release.
Cops wouldn't speculate on what prompted the exhibitionist to jog along the busy roadway, but they did say Behrang was taken to Hahnemann University Hospital for "observation and treatment."
He was charged with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure and resisting arrest. *
wasn't me i swear
Moron of the week - Securb - 03-18-2009
Porsche owner sues Bridgewater Circuit City, claiming $50,000 damage to car
Suit alleges damage occurred after stereo installation :confused:
By MICHAEL DEAK
STAFF WRITER
A Green Brook resident who owns a 2008 Porsche 911 Turbo has filed suit against Circuit City and an employee for causing $50,000 in damage to the car, which had been brought to the store for a stereo installation. :confused:
In the suit filed in the Civil Division of state Superior Court, Luke Liang said he brought the vehicle valued at $185,000 to Circuit City on Route 28 in Bridgewater on Oct. 18, 2008 for an audio installation. :eek:
After he handed over the car for the work, Brian Murphy, a store employee, :shifty: drove the car without permission in the parking lot and struck a curb, the suit states.
The "joyride,'' as the suit characterizes the action, resulted in $50,000 in damage, including the "destruction'' of a wheel and tire, scratches and a broken suspension system.
The suit notes that Circuit City's rules prohibit employees for taking vehicles for test rides after audio installations. :rolleyes:
Liang claims in the suit that the incident lowered the car's value by $50,000.
The Circuit City store closed earlier this month after its parent company filed for bankruptcy.