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Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 07-01-2008

Chef_Tony Wrote:A Florida man died Tuesday after taking more than two dozen shots of cherry vodka within a half hour

.........and apparently he was also gay.

Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 07-01-2008

Worm Wrote:I would think the "drilling through metal" into a tank full of flammable liquid is the dumbest fucking thing you could possible do. one spark and your gone.

actually gasoline has a low flash point... the fuel vapor in the tank however....... BOOM

let's be honest though, I mean who's worried about blowing up when you live in a meth lab? those things are stable....

Moron of the week - Speng - 07-01-2008

Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

Moron of the week - Chef_Tony - 07-01-2008

Sick fuck.

Moron of the week - Fel - 07-02-2008

Oh shit! That's nasty!

Moron of the week - Worm - 07-02-2008

Calling him a sick fuck is giving sick fucks a bad name, there is no word that can describe that man except for completely fucking insane.

Moron of the week - Franchise - 07-03-2008

NORWALK, Calif. (AP) -- A convenience store became an unwilling drive-in when a 74-year-old woman plowed her car through the front window and then tried to buy a six-pack of Budweiser, police and the owner said.

Lynne Rice of Norwalk drove her 1988 Cadillac into Joe's Food Mart and Video on Sunday evening, Los Angeles County sheriff's Lt. Jenny Ha said.

The car plowed about halfway through the store but nobody was injured. Rice got out of the car, walked over to the cooler and pulled out a six-pack of Budweiser beer, said the store owner, who gave only his last name, Awada, to the Long Beach Press-Telegram.

"I don't know how she managed to walk," Awada said, adding a cashier declined the sale and instead called police.

Rice was taken to a hospital for examination because she had a pre-existing medical condition, Ha said.

She was also arrested for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence and released on $15,000 bail, authorities said.

Rice could not be reached for comment Tuesday. There was no telephone listing with her name in Norwalk.

Awada said the crash destroyed two 6-foot-wide glass panels. Damage was put at about $8,000.

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Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 07-03-2008

haha, i kinda want to change my avatar now.....

Moron of the week - Worm - 07-03-2008

Explosion Caught On Surveillance Cameras Also Shattered Glass At Nearby Stores

HIALEAH (CBS4) ― Nelson Gonzalez was rushed to Ryder Trauma Center after his car exploded on a Hialeah street Thursday morning. An initial police report suggests that gas vapors ignited when he his cigarette.

A spokesman for Hialeah Fire And Rescue, Luis Simon, told CBS4 that the "Driver was sitting on the sidewalk waiting for us, and had burns over the front of his body."

Police commented that Gonzalez was a welder who had highly inflammable equipment inside, and when he lit a cigarette the van exploded as seen on nearby surveillance cameras.

The accident happened at East 4th Ave. between 13th and 14th Streets, in Hialeah, Florida, and the driver is expected to recover from his injuries.

dumbass. Here is a link to the news report, with surveillance camera goodness and smoking hot on-the-scene reporter.

Moron of the week - Securb - 07-04-2008

How was the guy in the car that was passing by as it exploded! Great video.