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Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 02-24-2010
Hooch Wrote:Gives new meaning to "Shitty Brown Eye"
I didn't realize female apes knew about that trick
then again she has been watching porn over my shoulder a lot lately....
i just hope she doesn't start wearing tube socks in the bathtub. way too much to clean up.
Moron of the week - Securb - 02-24-2010
This is a really sick site isnt it
Moron of the week - Securb - 03-07-2010
VAIL (DP) - The doormat wasn't particularly welcoming to detectives who paid a visit to Charles Guadalupe's Vail home. Its message: "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT."
"So we did," Lt. Mike William of the Eagle County Sheriff's Office said in a news release.
Guadalupe, 45, was arrested Wednesday for investigation of two counts of distribution of cocaine and two counts of possession of cocaine.
According to the sheriff's department, a concerned citizen provided information that Guadalupe was involved in cocaine distribution. During the ensuing investigation, undercover officers bought $500 worth of cocaine from Guadalupe.
![[Image: 100306012125_03-06-10-doormat.jpg]](http://www.9news.com/genthumb/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=204&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/100306012125_03-06-10-doormat.jpg)
Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 03-08-2010
kudos for finding that mat... Walmart find?
Target has em: http://www.target.com/Come-Back-Warrant-Doormat/dp/B00020O572
Moron of the week - Securb - 03-12-2010
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Police said a man did more than take a pickup for a spin during a test drive this week. Red Star Auto of Lincoln reported a pickup had been stolen Tuesday night or early Wednesday morning. The dealership's owner said a 39-year-old man had taken the truck for a test drive earlier Tuesday.
Police believe the man stopped during the test drive to have a copy made of the truck's key. He returned the truck to the lot, but police believe he stole it overnight using the duplicate key.
The dealership owner drove to the man's address and found the truck parked about 10 blocks away.
Police arrested the man, and he was still in the Lancaster County jail Thursday morning. Charges had not been filed by early Thursday morning.
Moron of the week - Speng - 03-15-2010
Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/03/06/window-cleaner-kills-himself-with-giant-souvenir-pencil-inquest-hears-115875-22088838/
A window cleaner died after stabbing himself in the groin repeatedly with a jumbo souvenir pencil, an inquest heard.
Jeffrey Burtonââ¬â¢s family and friends were baffled by his bizarre death, which was recorded as an open verdict because there was no evidence he was trying to commit suicide.
Mr Burton, 57, was found by police in a blood-soaked room in his house in St Leonards, East Sussex, on September 27. Worried neighbours raised the alarm after they were unable to get hold of him. When police broke into his house they found Mr Burton lying on his back, wearing only his underpants. The room was splattered with blood and music was still playing on his stereo. The giant blood-covered pencil was beside him.
He had a deep gash in his upper thigh.
East Sussex coroner Alan Craze told the Hastings inquest: ââ¬ÅItââ¬â¢s a mystery to me. If you were choosing to take your own life, thatââ¬â¢s not the way you would do it. ââ¬ÅIt seems to me that it canââ¬â¢t have been a single stab wound. He seems to have worked on it. The pencil was blunt.ââ¬Â
Mr Burtonââ¬â¢s sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother. The inquest heard Mr Burton had suffered a single psychotic episode in 2006 but when he died he was sociable and healthy and looking forward to a holiday. He had never tried to commit suicide before and did not leave a note.
Mr Craze said: ââ¬ÅIt doesnââ¬â¢t stack up. Something very strange has gone on. We will never know what has caused him to create this awful wound.ââ¬Â
Moron of the week - Securb - 03-15-2010
Speng Wrote:they found Mr Burton lying on his back, wearing only his underpants. The room was splattered with blood and music was still playing on his stereo.
Horrible reporting! What was he listening to? I would think Lady Gaga, I know if I was going to lay half naked on the floor and mutilate my crotch with a pencil I would probably be listening to Lady Gaga....Lady Gaga or Tuvalu folk songs. Ooo I think I put way too much thought into this!
Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 03-16-2010
Securb Wrote:Horrible reporting! What was he listening to? I would think Lady Gaga, I know if I was going to lay half naked on the floor and mutilate my crotch with a pencil I would probably be listening to Lady Gaga....Lady Gaga or Tuvalu folk songs. Ooo I think I put way too much thought into this!
not at all.... although if it was Lady Gaga wouldn't he have stabbed himself in the ears?
Moron of the week - Hooch - 03-16-2010
it was this guy...
[youtube]Cb8MBJxB6Ws[/youtube]
Moron of the week - 3dR3 - 03-16-2010
Hooch Wrote:it was this guy...
[youtube]Cb8MBJxB6Ws[/youtube]
did you put LSD in my coffee this morning or did that really just happen?