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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - Securb - 12-26-2014

This list always cracks me up. Yes one woman actually had sand in her vagina.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1673859332/+barryap


RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - GoldenVulture - 12-26-2014

That hurt my nuts just reading that list.
The reasons for how some of those things got there is as good as the final outcome.
I had a mate who worked in Emergecy/Out patients when he was doing his Internship towards being a GP.
It's amazing how many people slip in the shower and land on some object.....and it goes up their arse; he told us all about some these.


RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - Securb - 12-26-2014

Why would someone try to put a log in their ructum. Rectum! It almost killed him.


RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - LesStrat - 12-26-2014

How did someone manage to get a serving spoon handle into their urethra?


RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - lreese - 12-26-2014

There's that old saying...

"When there's a will, there's a way!"


RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - Speng - 12-26-2014

"PLASTIC SPOON AND PERHAPS A PENCIL" in the penis. How do you not know what's in there?


RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - Securb - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 11:25 AM)Speng Wrote: "PLASTIC SPOON AND PERHAPS A PENCIL" in the penis. How do you not know what's in there?

Sounds like a game show.

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RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - LesStrat - 12-26-2014

My urethra has never been larger than the lead in a pencil, and it seems to be constricting more as I age.


RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - Jesus - 12-26-2014

(12-26-2014, 06:22 PM)LesStrat Wrote: My urethra has never been larger than the lead in a pencil, and it seems to be constricting more as I age.

Ah that is why you scream my name every morning. I was wondering about that.


RE: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? - idsnowdog - 12-26-2014

It's bad enough when you get soap in your urethra.