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How to score chicks in a small town? - kacstar - 06-05-2015

So when I was a police officer I had NO problem scoring chicks, and I mean absolutely no problem... I've moved over to retail and the private sector doesn't seem to deliver quite the same.

I'm in a tiny town in nowhere New Mexico... There's plenty of chicks around... I know I make more money than 90% of the guys in the area, but it just ain't happenin... What advice can the gurus of this forum offer a guy like me?

How to score chicks in a small town? - kacstar - 06-05-2015

I'm certainly filling out job applications to try and do that, but until then I'm still stuck here for a while.

RE: How to score chicks in a small town? - johnjohn - 06-05-2015

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RE: How to score chicks in a small town? - Big Flannel - 06-05-2015

Keep in mind, John is Canadian.

Canadian women have different hot-buttons.

RE: How to score chicks in a small town? - johnjohn - 06-05-2015

We're romantics at heart up here.

RE: How to score chicks in a small town? - Snake Aces - 06-05-2015

I grew up in a big city but for the last 7 years I spent in the U.S. I lived in a quiet, small town of 700 people. I actually really enjoyed the peace and quiet, open space and fresh air. To this day I miss it quite a bit. That being said, a lot of small town girls seem to hang out at bars. I know you are SxE but maybe some of them need rides home? Besides, it's always fun to get your square dance on with a country chick, right?

I'm not a religious man myself but some small town girls go to church if they do not hang out at bars. Some do a bit of both. Most of the chicks I would meet would be in the bigger city that was about 7 minutes west of where I was living. Then it's just about having the balls to go up to one and talk to her.

Almost every small town has a place where people gather. Sometimes it's a farm, sometimes it's the woods, sometimes it's by a lake. It might even just be a parking lot but it's going down somewhere almost every Friday and Saturday night. My neighbors used to throw some crazy parties where they would start hoppin' on the John Deere until 3 a.m. around the bonfire. Crazy bastards.

I'm sure you have a bowling alley. That's always hit or miss though. Personally, I like to shoot pool.

Some small town girls are absolute freaks though man. I'll tell you what... they get down. They might be shy or waiting for somebody, anybody to approach them but it's sometimes worth it. Of course, some of them are a bit psycho too, so... there's that.

RE: How to score chicks in a small town? - Big Flannel - 06-05-2015

(06-05-2015, 08:43 PM)Snake Aces Wrote:  Of course, some of them are a bit psycho too, so... there's that.

Aaannnnd this is where I come in.

I can give you advice, but I have a slight reputation for attracting women that are a little off.

RE: How to score chicks in a small town? - Snake Aces - 06-05-2015

(06-05-2015, 08:48 PM)Big Flannel Wrote: Aaannnnd this is where I come in.

I can give you advice, but I have a slight reputation for attracting women that are a little off.

Been there, done that. My last few ex's and one night stands before I settled down were more than a little off. A few of them were batshit crazy. 

How to score chicks in a small town? - kacstar - 06-05-2015

@Big Flannel are you on the Duncan forum?

RE: How to score chicks in a small town? - johnjohn - 06-05-2015

(06-05-2015, 08:48 PM)Big Flannel Wrote: Aaannnnd this is where I come in.

I can give you advice, but I have a slight reputation for attracting women that are a little off.

Slight?!?

Dude, you would haw no problems finding a horny hottie at the North
Pole, but she'd still be nuttier than a squirrel turd.